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Today at school,
we went to church like a normal thursday.
so entering my pew, i knelt down and said my prayers.
when i was done, i quietly sat down in my seat.
the whole school followed my lead.
I felt popular.
-MLIA :]

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on September 17, 2009 16:33:50

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Blast Up The Music,
take a deep breath, and scream.
.about all you can do before the numbness takes over.

made by xoxomaddyfosho349
on September 08, 2009 18:53:31

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Don't You Hate It When;*
You're about to tell that guy that you really like him,
and find out he's crazy about some other girl?
And behind all the tears, all you have to say is,
"Oh."

made by xoxomaddyfosho349
on September 08, 2009 18:48:14

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And even though I cry like crazy even though it hurts so bad,
i ' m t h a n k f u l f o r t h e t i m e G o d g a v e m e.
even though we couldn't make it last.
i'm learning how to live without you, even though i don't want to.
And even with you gone, love lives on.

made by xoxomaddyfosho349
on August 31, 2009 15:27:14

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And even though I cry like crazy even though it hurts so bad, 
i ' m    t h a n k f u l    f o r  t h e    t i m e    G o d    g a v e    m e. 
even though we couldn't make it last. 
i'm learning how to live without you, even though i don't want to. 
And even with you gone, love lives on. 
 
 
 
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two muffins were in the toaster-oven.
one muffin said to the other, "Phew, it's hot in here!"
the other muffin turned around in shock and yelled,
"holy shit! a talking muffin!"

made by xoxomaddyfosho349
on August 31, 2009 13:06:20

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a m a n w a l k s i n t o a b a r .

o u c h .

made by xoxomaddyfosho349
on August 30, 2009 16:25:27

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
b e c a u s e   i t   w a s   d e a d !
Why did the second monkey fall out of  the tree?
b e c a u s e   i t   w a s    s t a p l e d   t o t h e    f i r s t   m o n k e y !
Why did the third monkey fall out of  the tree?
P E E R     P R E S S U R E .

made by xoxomaddyfosho349
on August 23, 2009 17:24:22

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? 
b  e  c  a  u  s  e   i  t   w  a  s   d  e  a  d  ! 
Why did the second monkey fall out of  the tree? 
b  e  c  a  u  s  e   i  t   w  a  s    s  t  a  p  l  e  d   t  o   t  h  e    f  i  r  s  t   m  o  n  k  e  y  !  
Why did the third monkey fall out of  the tree? 
P  E  E  R     P  R  E  S  S  U  R  E  . 
 
 
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You are fine, you are sweet
b u t I ' m s t i l l a b i t n i e v e w i t h m y h e a r t .
When you're close, I don't breathe
I c a n ' t f i n d t h e w o r d s t o s p e a k ;
I feel sparks. ©

made by xoxomaddyfosho349
on August 07, 2009 12:17:01

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<div id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle" style="position: relative; text-align: center; padding-bottom: 10px; background-color: black; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 10px; color: rgb(255,255,255); padding-top: 10px">You are fine, you are sweet 
b  u  t    I  '  m    s  t  i  l  l    a    b  i  t    n  i  e  v  e   w  i  t  h    m  y    h  e  a  r  t  . 
When you're close, I don't breathe 
I    c  a  n  '  t    f  i  n  d    t  h  e    w  o  r  d  s    t  o    s  p  e  a  k  ; 
I feel sparks. ©</div>

things to look for on AIM:
screenxnamexhere (10:22:00 AM): hey what's up?
^ there's a frowny face ):

made by xoxomaddyfosho349
on August 07, 2009 10:16:25

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Popular means that your well liked.
Most "popular" people aren't well liked.
There's a name for those people you know.
It's called a bitch.
(:

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