xoxoswimhottiexoxo

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xoxoswimhottiexoxo's Favorite Quotes

FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

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Sing Barney (the purple dinosaur):
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name and number at the tone.  Sorry that we're not at home.




should I do a series?
Sure ok
 Im a teenager &+
I dont know what ♥love♥ is
but
he makes me feel what I think it is
Just Admit it___ #5

If you're having a good dream and all of a sudden you wake up from it, you'll actually try to get back to it.






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hey guys.

my best friend was

just diagnosed with lukemia... ):

so, for every heart/favorite i get, 

i'm going to donate a dollar to

any cancer foundation that i can.

this is not a joke you guys...

i wouldn't joke about this...

i'm sort of trying to

raise awareness as well.

so please!

favorite this quote?

>>Eat That Damn Chocolate Cake<<
get your hair wet, love someone, dance in those muddy puddles, tell someone off, draw a picture with crayons like youre still SIX.YEARS.OLD [&&] then give it to someone who's very important to you. take a nap, go on vacation, >>do a cartwheel<<, make your own recipe, dance like no one sees you, paint each nail a different color, take a bubble bath, laugh at a corny joke, get on that table and DANCE<3, pick strawberries, take a jog, plant a garden, make an ugly shirt & wear it all day, learn a new language, write a song, date someone you wouldnt usually go for, make a scrap book, go on a picnic, relax in the sun, make your own home video, kiss the un-kissed, love the unloved & live your life to the fullest.
so when youre standing in front of heavens gate that chosen day you have
>>N  o    R  e  g  r  e  t  s  ,    N  o    S  o  r  r  o  w  s  ,    N  o    D  i  s  a  p  p  o  i  n   t  m  e  n  t  s <<




"Love is a battlefield"
There is the girl and her army. She has her
best friends backing her up; ready to catch her if she falls.
She's got the make-up all fixed and her hair all done.
And she's got all the past experiences that have made her stronger.
She's a comeback for everything and a strategy to suceed
& the boy's army? Well all he has is himself... and don't forget his looks
and his charm, and a smile that could make the sun look bad.
But when the war's all over; and the victory has been won
There will be the girl and her broken heart; defeated by the boy
*who only took her breath away*



When you were born,
everyone    around    you    was    smiling    and    you    were    crying.
Live    Your    Life    ,
s   o        t   h   a   t        w   h   e   n        y   o   u        d   i   e,
you're smiling & everyone around you is crying.



Say Goodbye..
to the water fights.<--------
Say Hello..
 -------->to the cat fights.
Say Goodbye..
to the beachy hair.<--------
Say Hello..
 -------->to feeling insecure comparing
your hair to other girls.
Say Goodbye..
to the sun tanned skin.<--------
Say Hello..
 -------->to the pale faces and pasty legs.
Say Goodbye..
to staying up til 1 everynight.<--------
Say Hello..
 -------->to homework.
Say Goodbye..
to the bikinis.<--------
Say Hello..
 -------->to the sweatshirts.
Say Goodbye..
to SUMMER.<--------
Say Hello..
 -------->to SCHOOL.