xoxsweetkisses99xox

so i walked into a first grade class room and said to the class if you only had one hour just one hour left to live who would you call?


all the hands shot up into the air

i picked the blonde little girl in front and she said um um i'd call my mom
then a little boy said i'd call my dad

then i see this little hand wavin in front of my face and a little voice saying pick me pick me

so of course i pick him

and with the most serious expression he says in a soft voice

i'd...call...9-1-1

and of course you know what everyone else is saying now...can i change mine his is better ughhh how did i not think of that

lol i love that joke


for more jokes im me on my aim sn: xoxhrshykisses99

love is like a friendship
never should it die
we should stay together
and never say good bye

but if this love should die
i hope we'll still be friends
cuz i want to stay with you
forever till the end



im me on xalli399 or xoxhrshykisses99

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Some day u'll cry for me like i cried for you ¤ Some day u'll miss me like i missed you ¤ Some day u'll need me like i needed you
¤ Some day u'll love me, but i wont luv you!

All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasnt Invited

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry

I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty

do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again?

A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED THE ONLY REAL KINDA KISS IS A KISS TASTED

Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again