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Member since Sat May 2, 2009 10:08:12 EDT

Last login: Fri Feb 12, 2010 23:42:14 EST

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What do tigers dream of
when they take a little tiger snooze?
Do they dream of mauling zebras
or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit?
Dont you worry your pretty striped head
were gonna get you back to tyson
and your cozy tiger bed
and then were gonna find our best friend doug
and then were gonna give him a best friend hug!
DOUG-DOUG-DOUG-DOUG-DOUGY-DOUG -DOUG...
but if hes been murdered by a crystal meth tweakers
well then were shit out of luck


-The Hangoverr
made by xpolkadots3423x
on February 12, 2010 19:01:59
quote number 1340063
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Pon and Zi Quotes #2
"I cant get to sleep because my
pillow is too wet"
made by xpolkadots3423x
on February 05, 2010 15:51:05
quote number 1328022
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Pon and Zi Quotes #1
"My favorite thing about gummy bears is
knowing that they can't fight back
when you bite there heads off"
made by xpolkadots3423x
on February 03, 2010 18:11:58
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The butterflies fly away
until you came
made by xpolkadots3423x
on February 02, 2010 18:54:28
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you can fall
off a bridge, you can fall off a tree
but the best way too fall.
is in love with
me
<3


 
made by xpolkadots3423x
on January 16, 2010 13:13:09
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&& don't you just love...
that "the rock" started out as a professional wrestler
then he turned into a disney channel  tooth fairy??
made by xpolkadots3423x
on January 08, 2010 14:25:46
quote number 1286143
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are you from tennese?
cause your the only 10 i see ;)
made by xpolkadots3423x
on January 08, 2010 10:20:11
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you've gotta laugh
a little
[[cry]] a little
Sometimes you gotta let your heart [ [ d i e ] ], a little
but thats the story of,thats the glory of
love





 
made by xpolkadots3423x
on December 31, 2009 03:15:50
quote number 1270730
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sometimes i wish
that you would pay attention
to my favorite songs because
the lyrics they sing are the words
im afraid too say♥
made by xpolkadots3423x
on December 24, 2009 00:50:38
quote number 1255410
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late at night
when the world is asleep
i stay awake and
think of you
made by xpolkadots3423x
on December 20, 2009 06:11:37
quote number 1246581
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