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xsanaa26x

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Hey Everyone !

thanks to my followers, even though i only have 5 or 6, i appreciate them :]

1. comment
2. favorite
3. follooww!

please, don't copy any of my quotes.

pEaCe.=]

DO NOT CHEAT!! OMG This is like, 99.9% true!

1. Write the name of a person from the opposite sex on a seperate sheet of paper.

2. Which color is your favorite out of red, black, blue, green and yellow?

3. Your first intial.

4.your month of birth

5. Which color do you like most? Black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same gender as you.

7. Do you like California or Florida more?

8. ^{Do you like the} lake or ocean _more?

9. Write down a realistic wish.

ARE YOU DONE? iF SO, SCROLL DOWN. ((DONT CHEAT< iM WATCHiNG YOU!))

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T H E A N S W E R S

1. You are completely in love with this person

2. If you chose:

Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black- You are conservatice and agressive.
Green-Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow- You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is
A-K- You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R- You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
S-Z- You like to help others and your future love life looks very good

4. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar- The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
Apr-June- You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
July-Sep- You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
Oct-Dec- Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soulmate

5. If you chose:
Black- Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White- You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. If you chose:
California- You like adventures
Florida- You are laid back

8. If you chose:
Lake- you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean- You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THiS BULLETiN on your profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

^^^sorry i had to put this here.

Recent Quotes by this Author:

EMO:
[ X ] you own at least 5 black shirts
[X] you like skinny jeans
[ ] you’re listening to music right now
[X] you have painted your fingernails black before
[ ] you have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
[ ] you like the color black
[ ] disslike most girly girls
[ ] have dyed ur hair dark
[ ] sometimes like to be alone
[ ] hate popular music
[ ] keep hair in front of your face
[ ] have given people evil stares
[ ] hate your parent(s)

[ ] life sucks for you -sometimes.

[ X] have been called emo
[ ] dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[ ] complain a lot
[ X] owned a studded belt or want one
[X ] listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total: 6
SLUTTY/WHORE:
[ ] own more than 10 mini shorts
[ ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[] have been called a slut
[X] sometimes likes to drink
[X] ever wore low cut shirts
[ ] have been called a tease
[] flirt with every girl or guy!
[X] love the opposite sex
[X] go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
[ ] own 5 tube tops
[ ] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 4
JOCK:
[ ]Own at least 5 jerseys
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies
[ ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[X ] Love sports
[] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[ ] Don't wear makeup
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[] Played more than 2 sports
[ X]Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[ ] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[ X ] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
[ ] You play/ played soccer on a team
[ ]You play/played volleyball on a team
[ X ]You run/ran track
[X] You played field hockey
[ ] You play/ played football on a team
[ ] Been called a jock
[ ] Have set a record
[ ] Are friends with your coach
[ ] Love watching sports (some!)
[X ] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total: 6
NERD:
[ ] wear your pants at your waist
[X ] have/had braces/or getting
[ X]in advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[ ] Have all A’s
[ ] Like spending time with your parent(s)
[ ] have been called a nerd
[ ] are *annoyed* or bullied
[ ] LOVE to learn
[ ] Like your teachers (or some)
[ ] Watch history channel
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends
[X] Have been called weird
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[ ]Don't have pics of yourself on myspace/facebook
[ ] read a book a month
[ ] You read on your last spring break
[ ] Have your own website
[ ] wear pocket protectors
Total: 3
PREP:
[ X ] you own mostly aeropostale
[X] you like to shop at Forever 21
[X] charlotte rousse
[] wet seal/ delia*s
[ ] you do/have cheerleaded
[X] you like rap/hip hop music
[X] you like to go to parties
[X] you enjoy yourself no matter what (try too!)
[]you like the colors pink, yellow, green
[X] for the most part, youre organized
Total: 7

made by xsanaa26x
on November 18, 2009 16:07:32

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<div style="text-align: left">EMO: 
[ X ] you own at least 5 black shirts 
[X] you like skinny jeans 
[ ] you’re listening to music right now 
[X] you have painted your fingernails black before 
[ ] you have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes 
[ ] you like the color black 
[ ] disslike most girly girls 
[ ] have dyed ur hair dark 
[ ] sometimes like to be alone 
[  ] hate popular music 
[ ] keep hair in front of your face 
[ ] have given people evil stares 
[  ] hate your parent(s) 
</div>
<div style="text-align: left">[ ] life sucks for you -sometimes.</div>
<div style="text-align: left">[ X] have been called emo 
[  ] dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue 
[  ] complain a lot 
[ X] owned a studded belt or want one 
[X ] listen to rock, metal, screamo music. 
Total: 6 
SLUTTY/WHORE: 
[  ] own more than 10 mini shorts 
[  ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night 
[] have been called a slut 
[X] sometimes likes to drink 
[X] ever wore low cut shirts 
[  ] have been called a tease 
[] flirt with every girl or guy! 
[X] love the opposite sex 
[X] go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week 
[ ] own 5 tube tops 
[  ] you kiss because you think its fun 
Total: 4 
JOCK: 
[  ]Own at least 5 jerseys 
[  ] Have 10 or more trophies 
[  ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday 
[X ] Love sports 
[] Own 5 or more sweatpants 
[  ] Don't wear makeup 
[  ] Have / had played lacrosse 
[] Played more than 2 sports 
[  X]Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before 
[  ] You play/ played Basketball on a team 
[ X ] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team 
[ ] You play/ played soccer on a team 
[  ]You play/played volleyball on a team 
[ X ]You run/ran track 
[X] You played field hockey 
[  ] You play/ played football on a team 
[  ] Been called a jock 
[  ] Have set a record 
[  ] Are friends with your coach 
[ ] Love watching sports (some!) 
[X ] can do 15 push ups without getting tired 
Total: 6 
NERD: 
[  ] wear your pants at your waist 
[X  ] have/had braces/or getting 
[ X]in advanced classes 
[  ] On Math team 
[  ] Have all A’s 
[  ] Like spending time with your parent(s) 
[  ] have been called a nerd 
[  ] are *annoyed* or bullied 
[  ] LOVE to learn 
[  ] Like your teachers (or some)  
[  ] Watch history channel 
[  ] never go anywhere on the weekends 
[X] Have been called weird 
[  ] scared to talk to the opposite sex 
[  ]Don't have pics of yourself on myspace/facebook 
[  ] read a book a month 
[  ] You read on your last spring break 
[  ] Have your own website 
[  ] wear pocket protectors 
Total: 3 
PREP: 
[ X ] you own mostly aeropostale 
[X] you like to shop at Forever 21 
[X] charlotte rousse 
[] wet seal/ delia*s 
[  ] you do/have cheerleaded 
[X] you like rap/hip hop music 
[X] you like to go to parties 
[X] you enjoy yourself no matter what (try too!) 
[]you like the colors pink, yellow, green 
[X] for the most part, youre organized 
Total: 7</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>

oksana: 10:51 pm
    :-: its almost like :-:
    we don't trust our best friends anymore.
    don't believe in eachother.
    hate every person thats only slighty different then you,
    you always have to have everything she has:
    just because she has it.
    you always want what other people have
    and hate everything about yourself;
    want to be someone different.
    and under all that cheesy make-up;
    the fake personalities,
    burned-straight hair,
    and the abercrombie mooses on our cloths;

      we don't even reconize ourselfs anymore.
    thats our world today,
    for girls atleast

boy 10:52 pm:
    oh

oksana 10:52 pm:
    u dont care, dont get it
    ur a boyy

boy 10:52 pm:
    what is that supposed to mean?

oksana 10:53 pm:
    typical boy.

i love how guys are so clueless. they have no idea.

made by xsanaa26x
on November 06, 2009 22:56:27

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oksana: <span id="273" class="color_font-header_local font_family-timestamp_local font_size-timestamp_local font_weight-timestamp_local layout-timestamp_local" x_caretready="true" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px">10:51 pm 
    :-: its almost like :-: 
    we don't trust our best friends anymore. 
    don't believe in eachother. 
    hate every person thats only slighty different then you, 
    you always have to have everything she has: 
    just because she has it. 
    you always want what other people have 
    and hate everything about yourself; 
    want to be someone different. 
    and under all that cheesy make-up; 
    the fake personalities, 
    burned-straight hair, 
    and the abercrombie mooses on our cloths; 
     
      we don't even reconize ourselfs anymore. 
    thats our world today, 
    for girls atleast 
 
boy 10:52 pm: 
    oh 
 
oksana <span id="281" class="color_font-header_local font_family-timestamp_local font_size-timestamp_local font_weight-timestamp_local layout-timestamp_local" x_caretready="true" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px">10:52 pm: 
    u dont care, dont get it 
    ur a boyy 
 
boy 10:52 pm: 
    what is that supposed to mean? 
 
oksana <span id="288" class="color_font-header_local font_family-timestamp_local font_size-timestamp_local font_weight-timestamp_local layout-timestamp_local" x_caretready="true" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px">10:53 pm: 
    typical boy. 
 
 
 
i love how guys are so clueless. they have no idea.

Today,
while I was walking down town a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and tuant him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil.
FML

haha.

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on October 27, 2009 20:08:27

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{[(Today,)]}
I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school.

Damn Vodka. FML .

made by xsanaa26x
on October 27, 2009 19:58:17

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NeverShoutNever.

made by xsanaa26x
on October 12, 2009 11:28:11

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NeverShoutNever. NeverShoutNever.

made by xsanaa26x
on October 12, 2009 11:25:37

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NeverShoutNever.
NeverShoutNever.

STEVE’S BACK!!!!!

BYEBYEE JOCKERSS<3
holijua(;

made by xsanaa26x
on October 02, 2009 18:48:32

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&+ Last Night

I fell asleep with my door -->
wide open, a little moon nightlight
plugged into the wall, and hugging my
old doll that my mommy gave to me tight against
my chest, because I just couldn't stop thinking to myself,

"I wish I were a kid again."

relate to this?

made by xsanaa26x
on September 03, 2009 15:51:13

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<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle"><div style="text-align: center">&+ Last Night 
 
I fell asleep with my door --> 
wide open, a little moon nightlight 
 plugged into the wall, and hugging my 
old doll that my mommy gave to me tight against 
my chest, because I just couldn't stop thinking to myself, 
 
"I wish I were a kid again." 
 
 
 
 
 
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"be what you are and say what you feel;
because those who mind don't matter,
and those who matter don't mind."

^**_*-dr.suess _** ^*

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on September 03, 2009 15:47:42

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→ D . R . E . A . M

x as if you'll live forever. x

L . I . V . E <3

x as if you'll die tomorrow. x

because you never know.

made by xsanaa26x
on September 03, 2009 15:43:26

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<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle"><div style="text-align: center">→ D . R . E . A . M 
 
x as if you'll live forever. x 
 
 
L . I . V . E <3 
 
 x as if you'll die tomorrow. x 
 
 
 
 
 
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<div style="text-align: left">because you never know.</div>

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