xsanaa26x

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Hey Everyone !

I'm too lazy to sit and do a layout or type any crap in here. Eat it.

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Here's one way to

break up with a guy:



Me: Your ex is attractive.
Him:
Which one?
Me: Me.








nmf
 



before you enter a room


 t a k e   a   b r e a t h 

 
a n d   d e c i d e   w h a t   k i n d   o f   e n e r g y  

y o u   w a n t   t o   b r i n g   i n t o   i t .

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NEVER HAVE I EVER
actually been to a store and heard "clean up on aisle 2"

 

"If you climb a mountain you are sure to have a few missteps along the way. But you keep going. You don’t stop and start over if you trip here or take the wrong path there. You keep going. You can’t remove that step. It happened, it’s part of the climb. And when the climb is done, you’ve finished. As long as you made it to the top, you don’t call the climb a mistake." — Jason Fried paraphrasing Jamie Ross

 



 
“One day my girlfriend asked me:
‘how much do you love me?’
I just answered:
'from here'
and she didn't get it.

two years later we broke up
and a month later i text her:
'...to here.'
and she didn’t get it though.”







 




it's funny because even to this day,
I have never ate a twinkie. and now that they’re going out of business, I feel like I missed out on something great.




 
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"Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling."
- Tina Fey 
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