A duck walked
up to a
lemonade
stand
and he said to the man running
the stand
"Hey. got any grapes?"
The man said "No
we just sell lemonade. It’s cold and its
fresh and it’s all home made. Can I sell you
glass?" The duck said “I’ll
pass”.
Then he waddled away. Till the very next day.
When the duck walked
up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
"Hey. You got any grapes?"
The man said
"No, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade okay?
Why not give it a try?" The duck said
"Goodbye."
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled
away
Till the very next day.
When the duck walked
up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
"Hey. You got any grapes?"
The man said
"Look, this is getting old. Lemonade’s all we’ve ever
sold. Why not give it a go?" The duck said
“No.”
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled
away
Till the very next day.
When the duck walked
up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
"Hey. You got any grapes?"
The man said
"THAT’S IT!! If you don’t stay
away,duck, I’ll glue you to a tree and leave
you there all day, stuck.
So don’t get to close!" The duck said
"Adios."
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled
away
Till the very next day.
When the duck walked
up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
"Hey. You got any glue?"
"What?"
"You got any
glue?"
"No, why would I– Oh!"
"Then one more
question for you:
Got any grapes?"
And the man just
stopped. Then he started to smile. Then he started
to laugh. He laughed for a while.
Then he said, “Come on duck, let’s walk to the
store. I’ll buy you some grapes so you won’t have to ask
anymore.”
So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes. He offered one to the duck and the duck said “No thanks”.
“But you know
what sounds good? It would make my day.
Do you think this store, do you think this store, do you think
this store… has any… lemonade?”
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away.