xxAriannaxx

Status: Living Like Larry :D
Joined: May 8, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: May 24
user id: 359645
Location: UnicornLandia c:
Gender: F

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Me:*Eating*
My Brother: Why do you eat so quickly?
Me: There's less chance of you stealing it.
My Brother: Haven't you ever heard the concept of sharing & caring?
Me: That concept doesn't apply to food.


Sometimes I just randomly start humming
and scare the fck out of myself cause it sounds like something from a scary movie.

 


The thing about most girls is that we just assume
all guys are pigs and want nothing more than in our pants. When the reality of it is that the majority of them don't, they're actually nice, respectable people, but we just have this image in our heads that all guys are basically manwh0res and are just using us. Yeah, the problem isn't necessarily always guys.

 
A male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death
and still have a successful career
A female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she's shunned, mocked,
and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums.

Why the hell do babies cry after they sh.t themselves? Like, you got
yourself into this mess, buddy. Don't make it everyone else's problem. Like, have some f.cking responsibility for once.

I really hate when I see all these Witty girls calling themselves ugly.
I can honestly say I've never seen a girl on this website who was unattractive.
Moment of panic


When you notice that there's gramatical mistake in your qoute

it turns into shame when someone tells you that there's a mistake in the qoute

It starts pis.sing you off when everyone starts to teach you grammar

So this is pretty much what happens
every time I go on Facebook:
Picture: Like for Justin Bieber
Picture: Share for Selena Gomez
Picture: Comment for Miley Cyrus
Picture: Ignore and this horrifying demon looking thing
with black eyes and a dropped jaw will come into your
room tonight and there is absolutely nothing you can do
about it.


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Messed Up
Razina Elle Jaxon 

Prologue

I sit in the wings, quivering. 
I get the irony.
I'm an archer & I have a quiver, yadda yadda yadda.
I clutch my bow to my chest so hard my knuckles, with the already tight skin whitening and almost splitting.
The loudspeaker booms.
"Well, that was a brilliant round for Betty Lyons," Dominic Richmond-Hall yells. "With six set points and a whopping 87, Betty is in line to join the Olympic archery team."
Betty is ushered in and I smile at her nervously.
"Now is the penultimate competitor is a fourteen-year-old hopeful who has been doing archery for a mere two years, but has stormed her way through competition after competition. Razina Elle Jaxon has dropped out of school so she could hone her skills, hunts for fresh meat every single day, looks after her family and shoots night and day! Let's see what this rumoured superstar has to offer! Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, let's have a big hand for RAZINA ELLE JAXON!!!!" he bellows.



Tell me what you think and I'll see whether I will write the first chapter - 20 faves = next chapter. I'm not going to be as brilliant a writer as xXHelloLovelyXx but still, I'd like a try...





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