xxForever_youngxx7

Status: Just Close Your Eyes and Enjoy the Rollercoaster of Life.
Joined: October 16, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 334936
Location: at meh fridge!!!!!!
Gender: F
Hello Love. My name is Hailey. I blow out the candles on December 28th. I am 13 years young.
Taylor Swift
One Direction
Austin Mahone
Justin Beiber
Cher Lloyd
We The Kings
Ke$ha
Katy Perry
Just a simple page made by me for you to check out my quotes c:
I know im not perfect. I wasnt put on Earth to impress others. 
Peace!! 

Quotes by xxForever_youngxx7

 by ColorfulWanderer to funny quotes on 01 Nov 2012 at 5:51pm
 

If you think you're emotionally prepared

for the rest of Take Me Home,



you're wrong.



Cat: You have to stay on a leash. Ha!
Dog: They don't put you on a leash because they want you to run away.
Cat: ...

wanna know my fav childhood moment?
when i was trying to figure out where the pot of gold was when i saw a rainbow.
*Steve if he had a son*
Kid: *Talking on phone* She's hot!
Steve: *Walks in room* Hot? Don't ever tell her she's hot, tell her she's beautiful!
Kid: Uh.. I gotta go, my dad's at it... again. *Hangs up* That's nice dad... I'm going upstairs.
Steve: WAIT! I have to give you advice! Talk to her about one direction!
Kid: Dad... Please.
Steve: POTATO, KEVIN, THESE ARE THE KEY WORDS.
Kid: Dad...
Steve: Sing! Even if your voice is terrible! You HAVE to sing to her "What makes you beautiful!"
Kid: Dad... that song's old...
Steve: Old? Are you insane? The 1D fandom isn't going to die, believe me!
Kid: Dad...
Steve: POTATO, AWKWARD POTATO.
Steve: Give her 11 real roses, leave on fake, tell her that you'll love her till the last rose dies.
Kid: Please... I'm begging you
Steve: Potato.

nmq
Him: *smiles at me*
Me: .............
Him: *still smiling*
Me: .....udbhsbhVFHSbgc

Police: So your saying you just smiled at her and she fainted?
Him: uhhhh yep.....i sear.....just smiled
Police: Interesting
Police: Ok guys shes gona need some time in the looney bin
Him:???

 
I have a dance in school coming up soon and i really want to ask this kid i like!!!!!
If I get enough fave's ill ask
Comment what I should say
<3
Hey Guys!!!

okay so i was wondering if anyone was interested in making a fanfiction page with me!!!! 
Comment if you are interested. I will be picking the person who comments th funniest joke.
Also right what you would want the theme to be.
Beh-byee!

 
Me: He just broke up withme. What the f/ck did I ever do to him? Arggggggg!
Toby: .............................
Me: Ya know, Im trying to express mt feelings.
Toby:.................
Me: Stupid Turtle! I knew I should have got a cat to talk to.
English Teacher: Ok class. Today we are going to discuss why everyone is wearing pink today. Does anyone know why?

Boy in my English: Because today is breast cancer awar-

Me: We wear pink on Wendsdays.

Teacher: Um.....excuse me?

Girl in English class: I like invented her, you know what I mean?

Teacher: Know i do not know what yo-

Best Friend: RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALY VICTIMIZED MY REGINA GEORGE!

Whole Class: *raises hands*

Teacher: *face palm*