*Steve if he had a son*
Kid: *Talking on phone* She's hot!
Steve: *Walks in room* Hot? Don't ever tell her she's hot,
tell her she's beautiful!
Kid: Uh.. I gotta go, my dad's at it... again. *Hangs up*
That's nice dad... I'm going upstairs.
Steve: WAIT! I have to give you advice! Talk to her about one
direction!
Kid: Dad... Please.
Steve: POTATO, KEVIN, THESE ARE THE KEY WORDS.
Kid: Dad...
Steve: Sing! Even if your voice is terrible! You HAVE to sing to
her "What makes you beautiful!"
Kid: Dad... that song's old...
Steve: Old? Are you insane? The 1D fandom isn't going to die,
believe me!
Kid: Dad...
Steve: POTATO, AWKWARD POTATO.
Steve: Give her 11 real roses, leave on fake, tell her that
you'll love her till the last rose dies.
Kid: Please... I'm begging you
Steve: Potato.
nmq