xxSwaggerLikeWoahxx

You have more 
DICK 
In your personality 
Than in your
PANTS

just stating the facts here

When Dora the Explorer discovers Google Maps.

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That awkward moment:

when you and your friend think it would be cool to plank on top of each other…then you realize you’re in the 69 position. 
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That awkward moment:
  when your bro actually tells a cool story
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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT:

when the automatic toilet flushes and you're still peeing

-_-

Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a pill bottle and see "May cause extreme sexiness."