xxbeachgirl54xx

Can I get some directions?
*To where?*
To your heart...<333

*sorry if its already on here*

No eating here tonight
WHOO
No eating here tonight
No no no eating here tonight
YOU ON A DIET!!!

Dory<333

Today when I was in the bathroom at the mall, a little girl was crying to her mother.  She cried,"But mommy i don't like the magic toilets!"(automatic flushing toilets) So to make her feel better I go over and say "It's ok, i don't either."  She looked up at me and said, "God?"


      MLIA.com <333 

That moment of stupidity
when you realize you put your pad on
backwards

Massachusetts Girls
we're unforgettable,
cool tube socks with UGGS
on top,
pale white skin so
cold we freeze
your popcical!!!
OOOHHH

Massachusetts Girls
we're undeniable
fine fresh beers we got it unlocked
EAST COAST REPRESENT
!!!NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!!
OOOHHH

Today, my dog scared my cat
who then jumped off the couch into the air
once she was in the air she spread her
right paw torwards me and I did what any
cat lover would do...
GAVE HER A MID-AIR Hi-5!!!

MLIA <333

I'm not the only one

who uses a lot more conditioner
than shampoo
to make my hair softer

When I eat Oreos I can't just have 1, I have to have the Whole Box!!!