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brittany

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Brittany ****!
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14 years old
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the academy is..., akon, alesana, all-american rejects, all time low, and then there were none, asher roth, beyonce, black eyed peas, boys like girls, britney spears, brokencyde, brooke hogan, cash cash, chris brown, christina aguilera, cinematic sunrise, cobra starship, colbie caillat, cute is what we aim for, david archuleta, dot dot curve :), drake, eminem, enrique iglesias, fabulous, fall out boy, fergie, flo-rida, forever the sickest kids, the fray, the friday night boys, the goo goo dolls, good charlette, green day, gym class heroes, hannah montana, hey monday, hilary duff, hit the lights, hollywood undead, hurricane chris, i set my friends on fire, iyaz, j. holiday, jason derulo, jason mraz, jay z, jay sean, jeffree star, jeremih, jesse mccartney, jonas brothers, jordin sparks, justin bieber, katy perry, kelly clarkson, lady gaga, lil' wayne, linkin park, lmfao, the maine, mariah carey, metro station, michael jackson, miley cyrus, millionaires, mims, miranda cosgrove, missy elliott, mitchell musso, ne-yo, nevershoutnever!, nlt, one republic, owl city, pink, paramore, plain white t's, pussycat dolls, rihanna, sean kingston, secondhand serenade, selena gomez, sing it loud, soulja boy, stallionaires, stereo skyline, the stunners, t-pain, taylor swift, the dream, tila tequila, timbaland, the ting tings, tokio hotel, uncle kracker, v factory, veronicas, we the kings, the white tie affair, will.i.am, 3oh!3 &more...

Music;

FREEDOM WRITERS. my super phsyco sweet sixteen;D, hannah montana the movie(:, mean girls, twilight, i know who killed me, the haunting of molly hartley, the haunting of connecticut, halloween, paul blart mall cop, air bud, jonas brothers concert experiance, mirrors, leagally blonde, house bunny, sex drive, 16 candles, breakfast club, superbad

Movies;

female. straight. 14. my boyfriend. straightner. enV3. ipod. facebook. purple. family. friends. highschool. espanol. pacsun. zumiez. converse. jewerly. memories. pictures. degrassi. real world. wii. scary movies. sleepovers. hollywood video. verizon. blahh;D

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brittany's Details

Status;

single(:

i honestly only have one(: Anthony♥

Heroes;

brittany; new moon!♥

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About Me;
brittany | 14 | freshman | taken(:
i love wittty;D ( as you can see! )
i make fanart if ya want one.

^ look at this hottie(:

Who I'd like to meet;
My True Friends. Justin Bieber. Miley Cyrus. Taylor Swift. Kristen Stewert. Taylor Lautner. Jonas Brothers.

brittany's updates:

november 17th ; RIP Adam♥
your in our prayers<3

october 21st ; RIP; Great Grandma♥

october 20th ; top quote page one in funny section. 2nd page; of 24 hours.

october 15th ; top quote in 24 hours on flirty section! whoooooooooot! i got my bestfriend back a little bit more then i did! ;D

october 10th ; last night i got grounded for being out to late... but then this morning i got on & looked at my latest quote & 240 favorites!? you've got to be kiddingg me! thank you for who ever faved!;D

Favorite Quotes

   And the thing is...
     _{y o u ' v e g o t t h i s} silly little idea
   ^{t h a t i ' l l w a i t f o r y o u . . .}

made by snpcrcklpp393
on November 10, 2009 16:09:02

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      And the thing is... 
            y o u ' v e      g o t        t h i s 
 silly little idea 
                      t h a t    i ' l l    w a i t     f o r     y o u  . . . 
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???????

does anyone else

find it completely
attractive

when a guy looks

good in sweatpants

???????

made by kayyluhh_xoxo
on November 10, 2009 16:13:21

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??????? 
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find it completely 
attractive 
 
when a guy looks 
 
good in sweatpants 
 
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welcome to higschool!

where a girls confidence drops faster than a
slut dropping on her knees when a guy asks her for a

blow job.

made by fearlessx3
on November 04, 2009 18:19:05

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welcome to higschool! 
 
where   a   girls   confidence   drops   faster   than  a 
slut dropping on her knees when a guy asks her for a 
 
blow job. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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tell her shes perfect for you . pick her up , and pretend like your going
to throw her in the pool . she'll kick and scream, but secretly she'll love
it. protect her. hold her hand when you talk to her. look at her like shes
the only girl you ever want to be with . when she least expects it , pull
her in and kiss her . tell her she looks beautiful. tickle her , even if she
says stop . let her fall asleep in your arms . call her . kiss her forehead.
give her piggy back rides . be slow , don't push anything . make her feel
needed. kiss her in the rain. and when you fall in love with her , tell her;
and make sure you're not lying.

credit to jenax_xmariee for everything except the very last line and the formatting.

made by iloveyouu_x3
on November 03, 2009 19:39:25

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<div style="text-align: center;">tell her shes perfect for you . pick her up , and  pretend  like your going 
to throw her in the pool . she'll kick and scream, but secretly she'll love 
it. protect her. hold her hand when you talk to her. look at her like shes 
the only girl you  ever  want to be with . when she least expects it , pull 
her in and kiss her . tell her she looks beautiful. tickle her  , even if  she 
says stop . let her fall asleep in your arms .  call her .  kiss her forehead. 
give her piggy back rides .  be slow , don't push anything . make her feel 
needed. kiss her in the rain. and when you fall in love with her , tell her; 
and  make  sure  you're not lying. 
 
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credit to jenax_xmariee for everything except the very last line and the formatting. 
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I'M PROUD TO BE A GIRL;

We got off the Titanic first.
Taxis stop for us.
We dont look like a frog in a blender when trying to dance.
We dont have to [(pass gas)] to amuse ourselves.
We can congratulate a friend, without ever touching their rear end.
We can actually talk about our problems, without any awkwardness.
We never have to reach down every so often, to be sure our private parts are still there.
We have the ability to [(dress ourselves)] without looking like the next candidate for "What Not To Wear."
We can talk to the opposite sex >>without<< having to picture them naked.
There, indeed, are times when chocolate can solve your problems.
We make comments about how [(silly)] guys are, while they're standing right there,
'Cause they're not listening anyways.

face it,
girls rule, boys drool. ♥

made by Kayland
on November 01, 2009 04:06:31

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<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 50%" align="center">I'M PROUD TO BE A GIRL; 
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We got off the Titanic first. 
Taxis stop for us. 
We dont look like a frog in a blender when trying to dance. 
We dont have to [(pass gas)] to amuse ourselves. 
We can congratulate a friend, without ever touching their rear end. 
We can actually talk about our problems, without any awkwardness. 
We never have to reach down every so often, to be sure our private parts are still there. 
We have the ability to [(dress ourselves)] without looking like the next candidate for "What Not To Wear." 
We can talk to the opposite sex >>without<< having to picture them naked. 
There, indeed, are times when chocolate can solve your problems. 
We make comments about how [(silly)] guys are, while they're standing right there, 
'Cause they're not listening anyways. 
 
face it, 
girls rule, boys drool. ♥</div>
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You Can Drive At

16,

Go To War At

18,

Drink At

21,

& Retire At

65.

So Who Can Say What Age
You Have To be To Find Your

({ T r u e L o v e ? })

made by xXx_To_many_Secrets_xXx
on October 31, 2009 21:54:29

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<div style="text-align: center; ">You Can Drive At 
 
16, 
 
  Go To War At 
 
18, 
 
Drink At 
 
21, 
 
& Retire At 
 
65. 
 
  So Who Can Say What Age 
You Have To be To Find Your 
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_{* ^*}_^*bitch

halloween was yesterday you can take off you mask now

made by socceraudrey
on November 01, 2009 20:29:16

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The Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

©redit please. hahaha.

made by winnie_the_pooh_x
on February 20, 2009 15:51:50

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<div style="text-align: center">The Electric Train 
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." 
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." 
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." 
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen." 
 
 
 
©redit please. hahaha.</div>

I saw you with her today
I w a t c h e d you >>|walking|<< by, h-a-n-d in h-a-n-d,
& when you l.o.o.k.e.d at me, *smiling__ like you were in love,
I could only ( p r e t e n d ) to be h - a - p - p - y for you
I heard my h-e-a-r-t break, I felt it being ->torn into two pieces->
&&+ c l e n c h e d my_._fists , <-- holding <-- back <-- tears.
I knew you {( were happy )} & I know I'm |supposed| to
be h.a.p.p.y for you___ but I'm *not happy, >I'm a mess<
because I knew from [ t h a t m o m e n t ] you were
i-n l-o-v-e _._ and I > : couldn't ruin : < i t f o r y o u.
I knew from {[ that point ]} we would a.l.w.a.y.s be friends</3

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on October 29, 2009 16:13:30

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<div style="text-align: center">I saw you with her today 
 I   w a t c h e d   you   >>|walking|<<   by,   h-a-n-d    in    h-a-n-d, 
 &  when  you  l.o.o.k.e.d at me, *smiling__ like you were   in    love, 
I   could   only   ( p r e t e n d )  to   be   h - a - p - p - y   for   you  
I heard my  h-e-a-r-t  break, I felt it being  ->torn into two pieces-> 
&&+    c l e n c h e d   my_._fists  , <-- holding <-- back <-- tears. 
I  knew  you   {( were happy )}   &  I  know  I'm   |supposed|   to 
be    h.a.p.p.y    for  you___ but I'm   *not happy,   >I'm a mess< 
because   I   knew   from    [  t h a t    m o m e n t  ]    you   were 
i-n   l-o-v-e   _._   and   I    > : couldn't ruin : <   i t   f o r   y o u. 
I knew from  {[ that point ]}  we would  a.l.w.a.y.s  be  friends</3</div>
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Sunday Monday Tuesday [Wednesday Thursday Friday] Saturday

...Everybody has a lil [ W T F ] in their week

not mine

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Sunday Monday Tuesday [Wednesday  Thursday  Friday] Saturday 
     
 
                         
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