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Some Stupid Celeb
Quotes
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Sheilds
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
-Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)
"You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears
"I think war is a dangerous place."
- George W. Bush
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager
"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
— Britney Spears
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer
"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
-George Gobel
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President
No need to faveorite, I just
thought they were hysterical!"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Sheilds
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
-Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)
"You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears
"I think war is a dangerous place."
- George W. Bush
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager
"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
— Britney Spears
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer
"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
-George Gobel
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President
A few ways to make
an aim conversation more
interesting/funnier:
1. Start saying "omg omg omg omg
omg" and wait for them to freak out and say "whats the
matter?!" And then just say; hi.
2. Ask the person your talking to to write you a story.
3. Say; "I know what your doing." They'll say " how?" You reply: "I can see you through the window."
4. Tell them it spells like up dog in your room and theyll say "Whats up dog?" And you reply: "Nothing much.. just chillin.. you?
5. Tell them your brother/sister just fell down the stairs.
6. Say " I g2g my favorite show is on" They'll say "what show?" "Dora the explorer.. durr!"
7. Send a sad face and they'll ask why you are sad, you reply: "cuz i just looked at a picture of your face! :("
8. Send random drawings. For example:
() ()
(oo)
(uu)O and say "Look! It's a bunny!"
9. Keep changing your font color.
10. Send red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then blue, then purple, then pink, and tell them its a rainbow.
11. Tell them you are moving to Anarctica so they can have your ipod.
12. Send kissy faces even if it is a girl and say "I loveeee yoouuu (: <333"
13. Write random stuff (fajfsaighaigksnaoahg for example) and then tell them your cat jumped on the keyboard.
14. Tell them you g2g because its time for dinner at 3:00.
15. Get quotes off witty and keep sending them randomly.
16. On your away message/status write random stuff about the person you are talking to.
17. Erase your profile and on it write your friends name at the top instead of yours; [_____'s buddy info] and then write a bunch of weird stuff under it.
18. Start bursting out in song.
19. Say you have to go because it is time for your anger management class and then when they say okay bye or lol flip out at them.
20. Tell them you just made a new screename its: I hAtE _____ [<-- their name]
21. Ignore them for awhile.
22. Write in one of the symbol fonts.
**ALL MINE**
Oh my goodness this took me so long!
Hope you like!
Thought these would be pretty funny to do!
[I did some of them]
Rate for mee ;)
2. Ask the person your talking to to write you a story.
3. Say; "I know what your doing." They'll say " how?" You reply: "I can see you through the window."
4. Tell them it spells like up dog in your room and theyll say "Whats up dog?" And you reply: "Nothing much.. just chillin.. you?
5. Tell them your brother/sister just fell down the stairs.
6. Say " I g2g my favorite show is on" They'll say "what show?" "Dora the explorer.. durr!"
7. Send a sad face and they'll ask why you are sad, you reply: "cuz i just looked at a picture of your face! :("
8. Send random drawings. For example:
() ()
(oo)
(uu)O and say "Look! It's a bunny!"
9. Keep changing your font color.
10. Send red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then blue, then purple, then pink, and tell them its a rainbow.
11. Tell them you are moving to Anarctica so they can have your ipod.
12. Send kissy faces even if it is a girl and say "I loveeee yoouuu (: <333"
13. Write random stuff (fajfsaighaigksnaoahg for example) and then tell them your cat jumped on the keyboard.
14. Tell them you g2g because its time for dinner at 3:00.
15. Get quotes off witty and keep sending them randomly.
16. On your away message/status write random stuff about the person you are talking to.
17. Erase your profile and on it write your friends name at the top instead of yours; [_____'s buddy info] and then write a bunch of weird stuff under it.
18. Start bursting out in song.
19. Say you have to go because it is time for your anger management class and then when they say okay bye or lol flip out at them.
20. Tell them you just made a new screename its: I hAtE _____ [<-- their name]
21. Ignore them for awhile.
22. Write in one of the symbol fonts.
**ALL MINE**
Oh my goodness this took me so long!
Hope you like!
Thought these would be pretty funny to do!
[I did some of them]
Rate for mee ;)
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and
noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he
noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
STOP RACISIM!!
Rate high if you agree^
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
STOP RACISIM!!
Rate high if you agree^
You Know What Really Sucks*
about falling for a guy you know you're not right for?
you fall anyway because you think he might turn out to be
different.
about falling for a guy you know you're not right for?
you fall anyway because you think he might turn out to be
different.
-mary(selena gomez)
"another cinderella story"
"another cinderella story"
TV has been ruined.
Don't you miss when the Rugrats weren't all grown up
When spongebob was still that ugly yellow color
When Are You Afraid of the Dark was still there to frighten your pants off
When Helga still said "Hey, football head!"
When little bear was at his cutest.
When Red and Stimpy wasn't banned.
When Lizzie McGuire was brand new and who the heck was this Hilary Duff girl.
I miss old television.
Favorite+Comment if you do too.
(:
Don't you miss when the Rugrats weren't all grown up
When spongebob was still that ugly yellow color
When Are You Afraid of the Dark was still there to frighten your pants off
When Helga still said "Hey, football head!"
When little bear was at his cutest.
When Red and Stimpy wasn't banned.
When Lizzie McGuire was brand new and who the heck was this Hilary Duff girl.
I miss old television.
Favorite+Comment if you do too.
(:
The Most Selfish One-Letter
Word
"I"
Avoid it.
The Most Satisfying Two-Letter Word
"WE"
Use it.
The Most Poisonous Three-Letter Word
"EGO"
Kill it.
The Most Used Four-Letter Word
"LOVE"
Value it.
The Most Pleasing Five Letter Word
"SMILE"
Keep it.
The Fastest Spreading Six-Letter Word
"RUMOUR"
Ignore it.
The Hardest Working Seven Letter Word
"SUCCESS"
Achieve it.
The Most Enviable Eight-Letter Word
"JEALOUSY"
Distance it.
The Most Powerful Nine-Letter Word
"KNOWLEDGE"
Aquire it.
The Most Essential Ten-Letter Word
"CONFIDENCE"
Trust it.
"I"
Avoid it.
The Most Satisfying Two-Letter Word
"WE"
Use it.
The Most Poisonous Three-Letter Word
"EGO"
Kill it.
The Most Used Four-Letter Word
"LOVE"
Value it.
The Most Pleasing Five Letter Word
"SMILE"
Keep it.
The Fastest Spreading Six-Letter Word
"RUMOUR"
Ignore it.
The Hardest Working Seven Letter Word
"SUCCESS"
Achieve it.
The Most Enviable Eight-Letter Word
"JEALOUSY"
Distance it.
The Most Powerful Nine-Letter Word
"KNOWLEDGE"
Aquire it.
The Most Essential Ten-Letter Word
"CONFIDENCE"
Trust it.
_*& When I was little;;
--->my mom told me
boys teased me<---
because they liked me.
But now I know they just teased me
- - - > because they were all < - - -
j a c k a s s e s .
because they liked me.
But now I know they just teased me
- - - > because they were all < - - -
j a c k a s s e s .
Gravity Must Hate Me.
--->> [W h y ?]<<---
B E C A U S E E V E R Y T I M E I S E E H I M O R
T H I N K O F H I M I F A L L E V E N H A R D E R .
|t h e p r o b l e m ?|
I can never get back up.
--->> [W h y ?]<<---
B E C A U S E E V E R Y T I M E I S E E H I M O R
T H I N K O F H I M I F A L L E V E N H A R D E R .
|t h e p r o b l e m ?|
I can never get back up.
pictures; are my favorite things,
because the
MEMORIES
will never fade even if the ------------------------------------>
.PEOPLE DO.
MEMORIES
will never fade even if the ------------------------------------>
.PEOPLE DO.