Some Stupid Celeb
Quotes "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life."
-Brooke Sheilds
"The
internet is a great way to get on the net."
-Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial
Canidate) "You guys, line up alphabetically by
height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like
Canada."
- Britney Spears
"I think war is a
dangerous place."
- George W. Bush "I owe a lot to my
parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer
"Whenever I watch TV and see
those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but
cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all
those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
"I think gay marriage is
something that should be between a man and a woman"
-ArnoldSchwarzenegger
"Half this game is ninety
percent mental."
- Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies
Manager "I
may be dumb, but I'm not stupid." -Terry
Bradshaw, Former football
player/announcer
"I've never really wanted to go
to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I
know that's very popular out there in
Africa" —
Britney Spears
"Food is
an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer
"If only
faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be
watching TV by candlelight."
-George Gobel
"China is a big country,
inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French
President
No need to faveorite, I just
thought they were hysterical!
A few ways to make
an aim conversation more
interesting/funnier:
1. Start saying "omg omg omg omg
omg" and wait for them to freak out and say "whats the
matter?!" And then just say; hi. 2. Ask the person your
talking to to write you a story. 3. Say; "I know what
your doing." They'll say " how?" You reply:
"I can see you through the window." 4. Tell them it spells
like up dog in your room and theyll say "Whats up dog?"
And you reply: "Nothing much.. just chillin..
you? 5. Tell them your
brother/sister just fell down the stairs. 6. Say " I g2g my
favorite show is on" They'll say "what show?"
"Dora the explorer.. durr!" 7. Send a sad face and
they'll ask why you are sad, you reply: "cuz i just looked
at a picture of your face! :(" 8. Send random drawings. For
example:
() ()
(oo)
(uu)O and say
"Look! It's a bunny!" 9. Keep changing your font
color. 10. Send red, then orange,then yellow,then green,then blue,then purple, then pink, and tell them its a
rainbow. 11. Tell them you are
moving to Anarctica so they can have your ipod. 12. Send kissy faces even if
it is a girl and say "I loveeee yoouuu (:
<333" 13. Write random stuff
(fajfsaighaigksnaoahg for example) and then tell them your cat
jumped on the keyboard. 14. Tell them you g2g
because its time for dinner at 3:00. 15. Get quotes off witty and
keep sending them randomly. 16. On your away
message/status write random stuff about the person you are
talking to. 17. Erase your profile and
on it write your friends name at the top instead of yours;
[_____'s buddyinfo] and then write a bunch of weird
stuff under it.
18. Start bursting out in song. 19. Say you have to go
because it is time for your anger management class and then when
they say okay bye or lol flip out at them. 20. Tell them you just
made a new screename its: I hAtE _____ [<-- their
name] 21. Ignore them for
awhile. 22. Write in one of the
symbol fonts.
**ALL MINE**
Oh my goodness this took me so long!
Hope you like!
Thought these would be pretty funny to do!
[I did some of them]
Rate for mee ;)
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and
noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he
noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not
allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked
away...
You Know What Really Sucks* about
falling for a guy you know you're not right for? you fall anyway because you think he might turn out to
be
different.
TV has been ruined.
Don't you miss when the Rugrats weren't all grown up
When spongebob was still that ugly yellow color
When Are You Afraid of the Dark was still there to frighten your
pants off
When Helga still said "Hey, football head!"
When little bear was at his cutest.
When Red and Stimpy wasn't banned.
When Lizzie McGuire was brand new and who the heck
was this Hilary Duff girl.
I miss old television.
Favorite+Comment if you do too.
--->my mom told me
boys teased me<---
because they
liked me.
But now I know they just teased me
- - - > because they were all < - - -
j a c k a s s e s .
Gravity Must Hate Me. --->>[Why?]<<--- B E C A U S E E V E R Y T I M E
I S E E
H I M O R
T H I N K O F H I M I
F A L L E V E N H A R D E R . |t h e p r o b l e m ?| I
can never get back up.