xxcarlaannxx
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Bonjour, Je m'appelle Carla ♥
Hi. 16. Junior. Single. I can never keep a boyfriend. I'm not perfect. My family & bestfriends come first. Too blessed to be stressed. Living young wild & free :) If you have a Twitter, follow me @WhoaItsCarla ♥
& If you have a tumblr, follow me!
http://www.whoaitscarla.tumblr.com
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Fav for another seiries of "Class Rules!"
I'm thankful for
Headphones.
When you like like
someone
...but your friends
disaprove.
kids what it is.
he gave them a clue'it's what your mother calls me'
One of the kid yells out 'Don't eat it it's a f*cking d*ck ! '
I’m
blonde; I must be
stupid.
I’m
brunette; I must be
boring.
I have red
hair; I must have a fiery
temper.
I have black
hair, I must be
eccentric.
I dye my
hair; I must be trying to be
someone.
I wear
make-up; I must be
fake.
I wear
skirts; I must be a
slag.
I like football;
I must be a
lesbian.
I’m
rich; I must be
spoilt.
I’m poor;
Imust be a
tramp.
I wear
black; I must be a
goth.
I wear
hoodies;
Imustbe causing
trouble.
I’m
skinny; I
muststarve
myself.
I’m
curvy; I must constantly
eat.
I’m
smart; I must be a
nerd.
I’m
independent; I must be a
loner.
I cry; I
must be a baby.
I’m
not like you; I must be
weird.
I’m
like you; I must be
copying.
I’m
religious; I must make you be the
same.
I’m
young; I must be
naïve.
I’m
old; I must be unable to look after
myself.
I’m a
teenager; I must always be up to no
good.
I’m a
straight-A student; I must have no social
life.
I have no
job; I must be
lazy.
I have a good
job; I must be a
snob.
I’m
foreign; I must be pocketing your
tax.
I am human; I
must be
stereotyped.
6 months after I was born,
my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer.
Going to chemo with her every
Thursday was normal for me as a toddler.I never thought of her as
any different as the other parents.
Then the summer before 5th grade,
she got really sick.
I still thought she was as
beautiful as ever.
I found out I had won class
president in 5th grade.
So I went home to tell my
mom.
She used every ounce of strength
to
smile and high-five me.
Then I went to my friend's
house.
Where I was later called
home.
My father told me,
"Honey, mommy isn't with us
anymore."
So now, here I am in 8th grade,
class president.
And I can feel my mommy high fiving
and smiling at me from heaven.
I love you mommy<3
How many times have you typed, "I'm okay" while crying?
Attention
Witty
April 30th is No One Direction
Day!
KEEP
YOUR FANATIC POSTS OFF!
LOL.
i have a better chance at
finding waldo than a boyfriend..
