Joined: May 29, 2011
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user id: 178319
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I'm Chloe. :D


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Quotes by xxchloexxneon

I party so hard that I have to party alone, no one can handle my partying.


If you were a potatoe I would mash you.

I mean.. what?

Mindless Television

How my mind works:

Nobody likes me
Boy: I like you
Me: Shoo 

No guys like me for who I am
Boy: I like who you are
Me: Shoo

Forever alone
Boy: What the f**k is wrong with you?
Me: See? *crys*


 Eating salad:
10% actually get swallowed
90% gets stuck in your teeth

Someday I will write a book, a very small book and name it "My Virginity"
Its will become a national best-seller, becasue everyone will want to read it.
It won;t have words, so people will get mad, put it down, then lose it.
Soon everyone will be saying "oh crap, i lost My Virginity..."


News in America: cannibal eats man's face
News in America: man throws his own intestines at police
News in Canada: body parts mailed to government
News in America: woman kills and eats 3 week old son
News in Britain: our butterfly population is still declining

Fun Fact
Drinking cold water burns calories.

Format by Sandrasaurus / USMarineCorps2013

The best way to tell someone that they are in the friendzone

I don't feel like that towards you, I feel like I'm Lilly Evans and you are Severus Snape


Me: Hey! Wanna hang out?
Friend: Oh, I can't sorry.
Me: Oh... Why not?
Friend: I have to walk my guinea pig.
Oh you walk your guineas pig?
Friend: Yes, its becomeing overweight so my mom makes me take it on regular walks...
#real convo, best excuse yet*