xxchloexxneon

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Joined: May 29, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 178319
Location: OHIOOOOOOO
Gender: F
 
 
I'm Chloe. :D

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Hey there!! I love you all, oh and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't tell me my quoted arejocked because all of them either say "nmq"or if they are black and white they are from my Tumblr!! meh.
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Quotes by xxchloexxneon

If I ever become a highschool teacher, I will staple a McDonald's application to the back of every failed test.



Why do they call it a "Wonder Bra"?
because you take it off and
wonder where your boobs went




 ______ and _____ sitting in a tree, k-i-ss-ing. First comes love, then comes marrige, then comes baby in the baby carrige.

Favorite if you remeber this, oh the innocent days ♥

 


 I told my ex I felt like killing him, he told me I needed profesional help, so I hired a hitman.

nmq/nmf








Spring Break:
it's just how schools tease us about summer...

 

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Am I the only person that ninja kicks a door closed if it's opened a crack?
just curious o.O 




Ways To Annoy Your Friends #1 
After your friend tells you about a semi-intresting dream they had, say "Thats great! I had a dream too, it was about me, riding on the back of a giant swan, primarly made of cocoa, over an ocean. Oh yeah, and his name was Steve, but your dream was interesting too, I guess.."

Should I make a series?


 

 

 



My Pet Unicorn Went missing
if you found it, your probally high
 


Gay  isn't  a  synonym  for  sh i tty
This was said by Pete wentz/nmf


Was I the Only One

 who slid down thier stairs in a sleeping bag when they were little?
 

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