xxconfetticupcakexx

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Joined: December 30, 2012
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Quotes by xxconfetticupcakexx

dear person i hate,
can you please stand in front of my car? i want
to test the brakes.

 
Copyright (c) 2012 by Amanda Arigan. No stealing.

 
Happy 2013
May the odds be ever in your favour.
New Years Eve 2012:

TV: 
*the ball drops and confetti rains down on people in New York*
Family: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Me: OMG I haven't been on Witty since last year. 
Me: I am a traitor.
Me: I'm going to die alone with 50 cats in my parent's basement.
Me: I was already going to die alone with 50 cats in my parent's
basement but I was also going to have the comfort of fellow Wittians.

Me: *In tears* Please Witty! FORGIVE ME FOR BEING A FILTHY
TRAITOR! I DESERVE TO DIE ALONE WITH 50 CATS!
Mom: What is this witty profiles you speak of?
Me: *looks at mom and starts sobbing uncontrollably rocking in a corner*
Dad: You had to ask didn't you?
OMG I haven't been on Witty since last year!! Be still my broken heart. </3

Nmf/mq