TV: *the
ball drops and confetti rains down on people in New
York*
Family: HAPPY
NEW YEAR!
Me: OMG
I haven't been on Witty since last year.
Me: I
am a traitor.
Me: I'm
going to die alone with 50 cats in my parent's
basement.
Me: I
was already going to die alone with 50 cats in my parent's
basement but I was also going to have the comfort of fellow
Wittians.
Me: *In tears* Please
Witty! FORGIVE ME FOR BEING A FILTHY TRAITOR! I DESERVE TO DIE ALONE WITH
50 CATS!
Mom:What is this witty
profiles you speak of?
Me: *looks
at mom and starts sobbing uncontrollably rocking in a
corner*
Dad:You
had to ask didn't you?