xxgoaliegirlxx
Status:
saving the doctor
Joined: November 13, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 237865
Location: traveling through time in the tardis
Gender: F
Joined: November 13, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 237865
Location: traveling through time in the tardis
Gender: F
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Hey I'm Lydia, I love sports, Harry Potter, and Doctor Who. Im a Starkid Fan (if you know who they are i love you!) Ive been on witty ever since i can remember and have many accounts. My my main sport is field hockey and my life goal is to play for the USA national team. My quotes are mainly focused on comedy, Ive been single all my life and am not a fan of all the gooey love and relationship quotes. I am the perfect definition of an awkward potatoe, (how do you think ive achieved being single my entire life. I go to Hogwarts school of WitchCraft and Wizardry, and travel with the doctor in my free time. When im not doing any of those things i volunteer at camp half blood, and playing keeper for the HufflePuff Quidditch Team. Im a nerd and Im proud. Thats really it, my profile isnt the best im really only on witty for the quotes and to express myself, i dont think profiles really matter that much. Well thats really it I hope you like my quotes and live on my friends. :)
Quotes by xxgoaliegirlxx
life
may
hand
you
lemons
but
you
need
to provide
the
sugar
and
water...
I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job...
What if I wanted to be a duck???
What if I wanted to be a duck???
when people say there is no I in
"team", they're wrong
TEAM
Its hidden in the "A" spaces
TEAM
Its hidden in the "A" spaces
If you took every twilight fan and
laid them end to end
around the equator, a lot of them would drown or get run
over, or eaten by lions. Its a really good idea...
*this is just a joke, please no hate*
around the equator, a lot of them would drown or get run
over, or eaten by lions. Its a really good idea...
*this is just a joke, please no hate*
Things I Say When
I'm Driving:
Me: What the f/ck are you doing. What. The F/ck. Are you doing!!!!
Me: NICE BLINKER A$$HOLE!!!!!
Me: Why the F/CK are we not going the speed limit WHY?!?!?!?!
Me: IM GOING TEN MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!!!!!
Me: Sh/t is that a cop!... No
Me: Sh/t THAT is a cop
Me: What the f/ck are you doing. What. The F/ck. Are you doing!!!!
Me: NICE BLINKER A$$HOLE!!!!!
Me: Why the F/CK are we not going the speed limit WHY?!?!?!?!
Me: IM GOING TEN MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!!!!!
Me: Sh/t is that a cop!... No
Me: Sh/t THAT is a cop
England: America why are we low
on tea????
America: I guess you can say we...h
America: had a little "TEA PARTY"
England:
America:
England:
America:
England: You dumped it into a harbor didn't you?
America:
America: FREEDOOMMM
America: I guess you can say we...h
America: had a little "TEA PARTY"
England:
America:
England:
America:
England: You dumped it into a harbor didn't you?
America:
America: FREEDOOMMM
Im not clumsy.
Its just the floor
hate me, the tables
and chairs are
bullies and the
wall gets in the
way
Its just the floor
hate me, the tables
and chairs are
bullies and the
wall gets in the
way
The Best Things in Life
Are Unseen
Thats why
We close our eyes to
Kiss
Laugh
And
Dream
Are Unseen
Thats why
We close our eyes to
Kiss
Laugh
And
Dream
☐
single.
☐
taken.
☑
Depends
who's
asking.
Every time i see a math word problem it looks like
this...
If i have 10 icecubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Answer: Purple because aliens don't wear hats.
If i have 10 icecubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Answer: Purple because aliens don't wear hats.