xxgoaliegirlxx

Status: saving the doctor
Joined: November 13, 2011
Last Seen: 5 years
user id: 237865
Location: traveling through time in the tardis
Gender: F
Hey I'm Lydia, I love sports, Harry Potter, and Doctor Who. Im a Starkid Fan (if you know who they are i love you!) Ive been on witty ever since i can remember and have many accounts. My my main sport is field hockey and my life goal is to play for the USA national team. My quotes are mainly focused on comedy, Ive been single all my life and am not a fan of all the gooey love and relationship quotes. I am the perfect definition of an awkward potatoe, (how do you think ive achieved being single my entire life. I go to Hogwarts school of WitchCraft and Wizardry, and travel with the doctor in my free time. When im not doing any of those things i volunteer at camp half blood, and playing keeper for the HufflePuff Quidditch Team. Im a nerd and Im proud. Thats really it, my profile isnt the best im really only on witty for the quotes and to express myself, i dont think profiles really matter that much. Well thats really it I hope you like my quotes and live on my friends. :)

Quotes by xxgoaliegirlxx

life may hand you lemons but you need to provide the sugar and water...
I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job...
What if I wanted to be a duck???
when people say there is no I in "team", they're wrong

TEAM

Its hidden in the "A" spaces






 
If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end

around the equator, a lot of them would drown or get run

over, or eaten by lions. Its a really good idea...

*this is just a joke, please no hate*








 
Things I Say When I'm Driving:

Me: What the f/ck are you doing. What. The F/ck. Are you doing!!!!

Me: NICE BLINKER A$$HOLE!!!!!

Me:  Why the F/CK are we not going the speed limit WHY?!?!?!?!

Me: IM GOING TEN MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!!!!!

Me: Sh/t is that a cop!... No

Me: Sh/t THAT is a cop






England: America why are we low on tea????
America: I guess you can say we...h
America: had a little "TEA PARTY"
England:
America:
England:
America:
England:
You dumped it into a harbor didn't you?
America:
America:
FREEDOOMMM


Im not clumsy.

Its just the floor

hate me, the tables

and chairs are

bullies and the

wall gets in the

way
The Best Things in Life
Are Unseen
Thats why
We close our eyes to
Kiss
Laugh
And
Dream

 

 

single.

taken.

Depends who's asking.


 

nmf
Every time i see a math word problem it looks like this...
If i have 10 icecubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Answer: Purple because aliens don't wear hats.