hello human males, if you become friends with a girl with
the intention of later becoming more than friends, don't you
dare complain about her 'friendzoning you.' because she
didn't do that; you girlfriendzoned her first and it's
not fair to be mad at or insult her for not wanting to be in a
relationship. becoming friends with someone for the single
purpose of getting together with them later is kind of misleading
and weird to begin with, actually, and if you act like her
friend, she's going to see you like a friend??? because???
friends??? and if you continue to call her misogynistic names and
feel like you're entitled to her nether regions then
you're an even worse scumbag and i hope you never get a
girlfriend because you really don't deserve one if you only
treat girls well when they're behaving how you want them
to..