xxheyaxx

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Joined: May 2, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 170928
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MESSAGE FOR ONE DIRECTION:
CALL ME MAYBE

Haay
I'm a stalker...
JK.
IM 100% IRISH AND PROUD!
YOUR A FUNKY PIGEON .COM
AND DONT FORGET IT!
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HAAAY!!♥
Im Izzy I blow out candles on July 25th
As you can see, I LOVE mousatches!!
:Dx There too kewl for school!!
(seriously they are try bring one to school!)
I WUV ONE DIRECTION!
MWAA HAA HAAA HAAA HAAA.
 
 
Baiiii♥

Quotes by xxheyaxx

 
                                                       
 
 How to get five-year-olds to hug you:

Dress up like Santa Claus.

 


 
 
 

I like my sprite flat.
So I guess I'll just hit it with a mallet..

 

Guy: *see's murderer with knife in his hand*
"MURDERER NO MURDERING! MURDERER NO MURDERING! MURDERER NO MURDERING!"


 


Murderer: "Oh man! *drops knife and leaves*


fb.nmf






Samsung owed Apple 5 million dollars for copying one of Apple's ideas..
So Samsung got truck-loads of quarters and dupped them outside Apple's headquarters..





 

Today I yelled at my mom:
MOM CLOSE THE OVEN DOOR BEFORE THE DOG JUMPS IN!! 

An elephant is the same as an ant..
Just bigger.
Pointless Fact #1:
 Cat's are lack toast and tolerant..

 My friend: AHHH!! I feel something against my leg!!

 My friend: Oh no wait never mind.. it was just my other leg..


 
 
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I admit it...
"I'm afraid of clowns! They're scary!"
*clown walks in*
"...ARE'NT CLOWNS SO AMAZING & SO
AWESOME IN EVERYWAY .."
 *ha ha ha- please dont kill me..*