xxjessaboxx

Status: I could settle down, but I can't settle.
Joined: January 24, 2009
Last Seen: 3 years
user id: 64797
Location: Pennsylvania
Gender: F
Caution: Application of beauty products will not cure or prevent insecurity. That change can only happen from the inside out. �

xxjessaboxx's Favorite Quotes

Apparently my little seven year old cousin made a club
at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who
doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy sh.t hes going to be
the next leader of the free world 
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 fun prank: stand up in the middle of class. run out of the school. keep running. do not turn back. start a new life under a fake name.
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The shoulder:
An extremely sexual organ that can't be shown in school becuase the boys might get distracted.
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Shoutout to the kid that whispers 
the answer 
to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
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HARRY LITERALLY BROUGHT A SACK LUNCH TO THE VMAS AND SAT DOWN AND ATE ORANGES DURING THE SHOW CAN U IMAGINE HIM EARLIER THAT DAY “WELL , IT’S A LONG AWARDS SHOW , I MIGHT GET HUNGRY ” SO HE PACKED A LUNCH LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD WHAT THE HELL IS HARRY STYLES
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person: what's your type?

Me: fictional 








 

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I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad
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fun prank: buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange so it looks like a plastic toy gun. Pick a fight with a thug, pull out the gun. He will obviously laugh. Shoot him, he will die.

(side note: this prank could lead to getting arrested but lets just focus on the good things)







 

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 today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class

Tumblr,  i  just  love   it
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today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie, 
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."
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