xxlaurenxx12

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hey, i am a girl. i LOVE sports. i don't care what people think of me. i do play black ops, MW2 and MW3. it is really fun and i am actually good at it. i have a great life and wouldn't trade it for anything. don't care? don't read this

Quotes by xxlaurenxx12

Few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.
 Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted................................. to watch t.v but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they didn't have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable t.v in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father (who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said..... take the children and get out of the house..... we'll call the police... we don't have a clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail.
if you don't re-post within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand
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story

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funny

i wanna be the one 
that when i go up to bat
the coaches tell the outfielders 
to back up

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sports

if football is so easy and cheerleading is so hard,
why is football mainly a male sport
and
cheerleading mainly a female sport?

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sports

practice doesn't make perfect,
it makes
CHAMPIONS

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sports

what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend

wiped his butt

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funny

is it weird that i know the time all of my classes end but not when they start?

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funny

trust 
is like a paper
once it's crumbled
it can't be
perfect
              again

 
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inspirational

when you pay too much for cable, you throw things.
when you throw things, people think you have anger issues.
when people think you have anger isseus, your schedule clears up.

when your schedule clears up, you grow a scraggly beard.
when you grow a scraggly beard, you start taking in stray animals.

when you start taking in stray animals, you can't stop taking in stray animals.

stop taking in stray animals

direct tv commercial

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funny

There's no such thing as the

off season
 

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sports