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hello there wittiers!

hi!
my name is emily.
i blow out my candles on February 10th.
i'm not very good at these so bear with me. (:
let's see. . .
i play soccer, swim, and i dance.
yes, i am very busy.
i play the flute.
i like being a band geek, thank you very much.
i am a GRAMMAR freak.
d0/\/+ tallkkk to mehh lykee diisss.
i will literally come out of the screen and scream.
i'm very sarcastic.
it's quite fun if you ask me.
i'm also very very energetic.
i also have trust issues, so don't expect me to spill my guts out to you right then and there.
i love being tan.
also, on the other hand, i love to have fun.
my friends are my life, and so is music.
i'm in love with twilight.
also, with Michael Phelps. .
yes, people i know you probably think he's a pot head, but i don't care.
if you have any other questions, don't be afraid to ask!

-emily

sorry, i don't like doing this in profiles, but. . .
i have to- my friends are amazingly awesome.

marissa lynn - this girl is like my other half! i love this girl. fun fun memories.
casey leandra - wow. what can i say, i've known this girl since i was in diapers. we're like sisters beyond belief. i love this ladyy.
sydney elizabeth - my other sister beyond belief. this girl is funny. we're triplets.<3
maria grace - i freaking love this girl. so many fun sleep overs.
emily ann - i love you like a sister. we balance each other out. i'm loud and you're the quiet one. m&m(:
natalie jean - O.O that's what she said. watching jeff dunham. sister!(:
laura - i lovee this girl. get your animals off the table(:
delaney - fun times at kennywood and science. you are really funny. loveee thiss girll.
holly - wow. i loveee this girl. fun times in swimming and coed soccer:D
allison - fun times in our lane. how on earth is andy leading the lane? well, i can't really answer that question. . fun times at kennywood. dancing sleeves! iloveyouu(:
sam - wow. you're funny. we've known each other since like first grade. don't ever change. oh, and we need to play some bs:D
caleb - ayngg! hhaha. fun times at swimming.
nate - fun times at swimming. hopefully there aren't anymore gay kids in the locker room :D
collin - you are funny as can be ! good encouragement ! i just wanna hold your hand ! ohhh; you shaved!(at a swim meet :D) and no, i won't drown a few times . . . hahaha.
morgan - fun fun times at practice! i take pitty money ! :D

any other questions. . just ask! (:
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Patrick Swayze
1952-2009
my outsider

** rest in peace, patrick.

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+* on not making it into relay or individual championships *+

me: mom, i didn't make it into championships.
my mom: well ; i guess you didn't kiss enough butt this year.

-well i guess i didn't.

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sick and tired of you
acting like you're all that
and treating me like a
piece of garbage.
i mean -
why does it make you feel better about yourself?

it just isn't right.

beautiful fade credit goes to : fadesensationx3
venting \:

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Can you name 13 people you can think of right off the top of your head?

Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people...
This is a lot more fun if you actually randomly list the names first...No Cheating!!!

1. Caleb
2. Marissa
3. Hannah
4. Maria
5. Sam
6. Sarah
7. Delaney
8. Laura
9. Nate
10.Jeremy
11. Sam B.
12. Evan
13.Emily M.

*How did you meet 10?
  swimming!

*Have you ever seen 4 cry?
yes, i have.

*Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
uhhhh. not really, unless one of them has a sex change (:

*Are you good friends with 13?
  most definitely!

*Do you think 5 is cute?
not really.

*Something about number 1?
  he's a REALLY fast swimmer & has good abs :P

*How did you meet 12?
school.

*What's 7's favorite color?
royal blue (:

*What would you do if 6 just confessed that they liked you?
h; i'd freak out; since she's a girl.

*Fact about 9?
he has a younger brother (:

*Would you ever live with 12?
no thank you !

*Is 2 single?
yes

*Where does 7 live?
on a street, that i know.

*What do you think about 2?
besttt friend in the whole wide world!

*Whats the worst and best thing about 5
best; he's really funny. worst; he's a flirt.

*would you go out with number 11
no thank you! she's one of my best friends!

*What do you like about number 3?
she's really funny and smart.

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on April 13, 2009 11:31:00

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Can you name 13 people you can think of right off the top of your head?
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div style="text-align: left; ">Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people... 
This is a lot more fun if you actually randomly list the names first...No Cheating!!!  
 
 
 
 
1. Caleb 
2. Marissa 
3. Hannah 
4. Maria 
5. Sam 
6. Sarah  
7. Delaney 
8. Laura 
9. Nate 
10.Jeremy 
11. Sam B. 
12. Evan 
13.Emily M. 
 
 
 
 
 
*How did you meet 10? 
  swimming!  
 
*Have you ever seen 4 cry? 
 yes, i have. 
 
*Would 11 and 2 make a good couple? 
uhhhh. not really, unless one of them has a sex change (: 
 
*Are you good friends with 13? 
  most definitely! 
 
*Do you think 5 is cute? 
not really. 
 
*Something about number 1? 
  he's a REALLY fast swimmer & has good abs :P 
 
*How did you meet 12? 
 school. 
 
*What's 7's favorite color? 
royal blue (: 
 
*What would you do if 6 just confessed that they liked you? 
h; i'd freak out; since she's a girl. 
 
*Fact about 9? 
 he has a younger brother (: 
 
*Would you ever live with 12? 
no thank you ! 
 
*Is 2 single? 
yes 
 
*Where does 7 live? 
on a street, that i know. 
 
*What do you think about 2? 
 besttt friend in the whole wide world!  
 
*Whats the worst and best thing about 5 
best; he's really funny. worst; he's a flirt. 
 
*would you go out with number 11 
no thank you! she's one of my best friends! 
 
*What do you like about number 3? 
she's really funny and smart.</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>

1.) What is your name?
emily

2.) Do you find it annoying when surveys ask for your name?
not really, it is a survey, so what the heck.

3.) What do you plan to buy in the future?
perfume && clothes

4.) Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing?
um... a little personal? actually i think aerie.

5.) How many pairs of Converse do you own?
twoo !

6.) Who is your favorite “That ’70s Show” character?
FEZ!!!!!!! :D

7.) There is a mummy standing behind you. What do you do?
say hey! i've missed you, and run when their confuzed.

8.) What do you think of Miley Cyrus?
she's okay. but not my favorite.

9.) Do you tend to think that you are always right?
nope, not usually, maybe.

10.) Top Five Favorite Songs:
iko iko- the belle stars, sexy can i- ray j. and young berg, breathe- taylor swift, love is on the way- jonas brothers

11.) What was your favorite toy as a child?
baby dolls :D

12.) Have you thought more about your funeral, or your wedding?
i think my funeral. since i want to know who's going to be there, and who just doesn't care

13.) Dinosaurs or Unicorns?
unicorns, since they are pretty!

14.) What is your favorite musical?
wizard of oz/high school musical 1, 2, & 3

15.) You need new jeans. Where do you go?
aeropostale

16.) Do you play the Sims 2?
no

17.) Do you think this is boring?
no. i like surveys!

18.) What do you think of Good Charlotte?
i'm not really a fan of them, no offense

19.) Have you ever snuck into an R-rated movie when you weren’t old enough to see it without parents
no, i'm a goodie-goodie :D

20.) The Wii or Xbox 360?
wii!

21.) Team Demi/Selena or Team Miley?
team edward!

22.) Do you know many Josh's?
a few

23.) What do you think of the Jonas Brothers?
i love them <33

24.) Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out?
yes, outside.

25.) What is your favorite kind of Girlscout cookie?
samoas, thin mints, or tagalongs

26.) Do you enjoy surveys?
most definetly!

27.) What do you hear at the moment?
the way i loved you- taylor swift

28.) Why do you think so many people love myspace?
they can pretend that they actually have friends, and they can worry about being stalked! :D (not kidding)

29.) What do you think of people who do illegal drugs?
why would they want to mess up their lives so much? those idiots.

30.) Do you watch the Olympics?
of course. *i heart michael phelps oh so much!*

31.) What are your top five favorite stores?

aeropostale, hollister, TYR, victoria's secret,bath and body works (TYR is a swimming brand)

made by xxlivelaughswimmingxx
on March 07, 2009 20:19:19

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1.) What is your name?  
emily 
 
2.) Do you find it annoying when surveys ask for your name? 
not really, it is a survey, so what the heck. 
 
3.) What do you plan to buy in the future? 
perfume && clothes 
 
4.) Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing? 
um... a little personal? actually i think aerie. 
 
5.) How many pairs of Converse do you own? 
twoo ! 
 
6.) Who is your favorite “That ’70s Show” character? 
FEZ!!!!!!! :D 
  
7.) There is a mummy standing behind you. What do you do? 
say hey! i've missed you, and run when their confuzed. 
 
8.) What do you think of Miley Cyrus? 
she's okay. but not my favorite. 
 
9.) Do you tend to think that you are always right? 
nope, not usually, maybe. 
 
10.) Top Five Favorite Songs: 
iko iko- the belle stars, sexy can i- ray j. and young berg, breathe- taylor swift, love is on the way- jonas brothers 
 
11.) What was your favorite toy as a child?  
baby dolls :D 
 
12.) Have you thought more about your funeral, or your wedding? 
i think my funeral. since i want to know who's going to be there, and who just doesn't care 
 
13.) Dinosaurs or Unicorns? 
unicorns, since they are pretty! 
 
14.) What is your favorite musical? 
wizard of oz/high school musical 1, 2, & 3 
 
15.) You need new jeans. Where do you go? 
aeropostale 
 
16.) Do you play the Sims 2? 
no 
 
17.) Do you think this is boring? 
no. i like surveys! 
 
18.) What do you think of Good Charlotte? 
i'm not really a fan of them, no offense 
 
 19.) Have you ever snuck into an R-rated movie when you weren’t old enough to see it without parents 
no, i'm a goodie-goodie :D 
 
 20.) The Wii or Xbox 360? 
wii! 
 
21.) Team Demi/Selena or Team Miley?  
team edward! 
 
22.) Do you know many Josh's? 
a few 
 
23.) What do you think of the Jonas Brothers? 
i love them <33 
 
24.) Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out? 
yes, outside. 
 
 

<div> </div>

<div>25.) What is your favorite kind of Girlscout cookie? 
samoas, thin mints, or tagalongs 
 
26.) Do you enjoy surveys? 
most definetly! 
 
27.) What do you hear at the moment? 
the way i loved you- taylor swift 
 
28.) Why do you think so many people love myspace? 
they can pretend that they actually have friends, and they can worry about being stalked! :D (not kidding) 
 
29.) What do you think of people who do illegal drugs? 
why would they want to mess up their lives so much? those idiots. 
 
30.) Do you watch the Olympics? 
of course. *i heart michael phelps oh so much!* 
 
31.) What are your top five favorite stores?</div>

<div> </div>
aeropostale, hollister, TYR, victoria's secret,bath and body works (TYR is a swimming brand)

swimming is a sport.
how does swimming 2,700 yards in an hour sound like it's not a sport?
how does swimming butterfly until your shoulders are cramping sound like it's not a sport?
how does putting your heart and soul into everything sound like you don't have dedication?

now how does that sound like it isn't a sport.
i think not.

made by xxlivelaughswimmingxx
on March 06, 2009 21:47:48

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you know you're a swimmer when;;

you're okay with seeing guys in speedo's. the number 25 is a blessing. you would rather wear your suit everywhere. you don't think its perverted to say "i'll show you my breast if you show me your fly". your friends complain about the smell of chlorine; but you think it smells like home. friends stop asking what you are doing on friday nights. your idea of a nightmare is swimming fly in a wall lane. being fish-like is a compliment.
the lifeguard requirement is swimming a 500 in under nine minutes.... you laugh. the first thing you look for in a guy is his abs. when you go to the beach; the girls in bikinis look funny; cause you are so used to seeing girls in racing suits. your god is Michael Phelps. your ideas of accessories are caps and goggles. you keep your tan all year round. lotion doesn't cover up your smell of chlorine. you can't stop talking about swimming.

all minee! shaler swimming 09 baby! <33333

made by xxlivelaughswimmingxx
on February 07, 2009 23:03:30

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<div style="text-align: center; "> you know you're a swimmer when;; 
 
</div>
you're okay with seeing guys in speedo's.
the number 25 is a blessing.
you would rather wear your suit everywhere.
you don't think its perverted to say "i'll show you my breast if you show me your fly".
your friends complain about the smell of chlorine; but you think it smells like home.
friends stop asking what you are doing on friday nights.
your idea of a nightmare is swimming fly in a wall lane.
being fish-like is a compliment. 
the lifeguard requirement is swimming a 500 in under nine minutes.... you laugh.
the first thing you look for in a guy is his abs.
when you go to the beach; the girls in bikinis look funny; cause you are so used to seeing girls in racing suits.
your god is Michael Phelps.
your ideas of accessories are caps and goggles.
you keep your tan all year round.
lotion doesn't cover up your smell of chlorine.
you can't stop talking about swimming. 
 
 
 
 
all minee! shaler swimming 09 baby! <33333

[[ michael phelps has been better than you since 1985 ]]

colors suckk. change them to whatever tickles your toes. :)
creddiit: me.(( xxlivelaughswimmingxx ))
<33

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on February 07, 2009 21:44:33

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