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Member Since: 7 Dec 2008 08:24pm
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Quotes by xxlovahhxx

Do you love your ex?
no.

Who is the last person who said "I love you" to you?
my mom? lol

Who last slept in your bed?
me!

Where do you want to be?
nott here.

Who do you want to be with?
dont wanna sayy.

Do you honestly love your friends?
yess.

Who can always make you happy?
my best guy friend

Who do you love to talk to the most?
my friends 

who hates you?
a few people

Who do you hate?
a few people

What are you doing right now?
typing.

What are your talents?
having fun

How often do you cry?
umm sometimes

What did you do last night?
i slept

Would you ever go back out with an ex?
maybe..

Are you a virgin?
yeah

What's the last movie you watched?
zombieland

Ever been in true love?
who knoes.

Ever smoked?

Done drugs?

How much do you weigh?
not telling you.

How tall are you?
five foot seven inches.

Gone skinny-dipping?
haha.

Streaking?
nope

Played strip poker?
haha.

Given a lap dance?
nope 

Made out?
yeah.

Bungie jumped?
nope :/

Sang karaoke?
lol yeah.

Made fun of a fat person?
yeah but i felt bad

Laughed at someone?
yes

Looked at someone funny?
yes

Have you had "the talk" with your parents?
well  like little talks from my mom but i just ignore her when she talks about it..

Own any thongs?
haha yeah

Favorite animal?
uhmmm...

Least favorite animal?
ferret!

Quote #1284356 was made by xxlovahhxx on 07 Jan 2010 at 14:33:48 and was filed under requests.
maybe this will be our last first kiss



sorry ^ uglyy!
Quote #1230847 was made by xxlovahhxx on 10 Dec 2009 at 15:42:01 and was filed under break up.
When a guy Misses You...

Girl Facts:
--When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
she wants you back but she is too
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever!



--When you catch a girl glancing at you,
she wants you to look back
and smile.



--When a girl bumps into your arm,
while walking with you she wants
you to hold her hand.



--When she wants a hug
she will just stand there.



--When u break a girls heart
she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later.



--When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.



--When a girl stops arguing,
she is thinking deeply



--When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be with her.


--When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause,
she is not fine at all.



--When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are playing games.



--When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.



--When a girl says she can't live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her future.



--When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more
than that.



Guy Facts:
--When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you.



--When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you.



--When a guy stops arguing,
He realizes he's wrong.



--When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a
pause, he means it.



--When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do.



--When your laying your head on a guy's
chest, he has the world.



-- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday,
he is in love.



--When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it.



--When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you till your done.



--When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else.



Repost this in 10 minutes and your true
love will
call you;
text you;
kiss you;
or just surprise you (:
Quote #1226297 was made by xxlovahhxx on 06 Dec 2009 at 18:46:33 and was filed under love.
                                    
Me:
 is there a mirror in your pocket?

God:
I believe there is one, yes.

Me:
 cause i see me in your pants !

God:
Good reason.  Where do you see  it?

Me:
 in your  pants

God:
Are you asking about my pants?

Me:
 yes , i am in your pants

God:
I don't want to talk about that now.  Tell me a little about your life in  my pants.

Me:
 well i play with balls.

God:

Interesting.  Is  it a game or a musical instrument?

Me:
 both.

God:
What are both like?

Me:
 fun

God:
I am having fun too.

Me:
uhm ok.. well bye.

God:
See you later.  Well what?  Ayuh..
Quote #904762 was made by xxlovahhxx on 01 Jul 2009 at 14:08:27 and was filed under funny.
HOT TEST!!
NO CHEATING
THIS IS THE HOTT TEST....
HOW HOTT R U? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND
NUMBER
IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING)

SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF
THE
TEST.

WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR
SCORE AT THE BOTTOM

1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU
HAVE?

a) Dark
b) Light

2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT
TO:

a) Go to a party
b) Go out to eat

3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
OUT OF:

a) Baby-Pink
b) Yellow
c) Baby-Blue
d) Turquoise

4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT
OF:

a) Talking
b) Dancing
c) Taking Long Walks

5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT
OF THE
FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?

a) Louie Vuitton
b) coach
c) againt all odds?

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
OUT OF
THE FOLLOWING?

a) hawaii
b) London
c) florida

7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
RATHER GO
TO:

a) The Beach
b) Somewhere Cooler

8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?

a) January
b) February
c) March
d) April
e) May
f) June
g) July
h) August
i) September
j) October
k) November
l) December

9. WOULD YOU RATHER:

a) Chill at home
b) Go out with friends

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
INSTRUMENT
OUT OF:

a) Guitar
b) Bass guitar
c) Drums
d) The Triangle

11) NAME A PERSON OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX



====NOW MAKE A WISH!====

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*****!!!!!*STOP*!!!!!*****

**ANSWERS** > > > >

1.
a. dark= sexy [5points] 
b. light = sweet [2 points]

2.
a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]

3.
a. baby-pink = cute [2]
b. yellow = loud [3]
c. baby-blue = cool [5]
d. turquoise = sexy [5]

4.
a. Talking = active [2]
b. Dancing = determined [2]
c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]                               

5.
a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
b. coach = laid back [2]
c. againt all odds = stylish [5]

6.
a. hawaii = you like being around
people [2]
b. L.. You are quiet, and like the
cold [2]
c. florida = You like to party! [5]

7.
a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]

8.
a. January = popular [5]
b. February = lovely [2]
c. March = rebellious [5]
d. April = playful [5]
e. May = happy [5]
f.. june = chills a lot [5]
g. July = smooth [3]
h. August = fun [5]
i. September = quiet [2]
j. October = out-going [3]
k. November = pimpin' it [5]
l.. December = warm [3]

9.
a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
b. go out with friends =crazy [5]

10.
a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
c. Drums = crazy [5]
d. Triangle = simple [2]

11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!

SCORES!!!!
UP TO 17= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN

18-20=OKAY

21-35 = Rather HOTT

36+ = ow u burn

NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2
MINUTES
AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH
YOURR ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11

REPOST AS: ,HOTT TEST den rite ur score

now that u read this there is no going back! if u dont repost this u will have the following:

~ u will fail ur tests
~ u will cut ur finger
~ u will lose someone close 2 you
~ u will not have a good day for the next 12 years

--if u do repost this u will:

~ be kissed by ur crush b4 next month
~ have good luck
~ have someone fall in love with you
~ have ur all time dream come true
      i got 41 (;

Quote #899455 was made by xxlovahhxx on 29 Jun 2009 at 17:55:29 and was filed under flirty.
THE FIRST MEETING:
Boy: Your wierd {wow, she's beautiful}
Girl: Your funny looking {oh my god, he's smokin}

A FEW MONTHS LATER
Boy: Okay, so you not so wierd. Let's be friends {or more please}
Girl: Fine. I can deal with that {why just firends?}

TWO SUMMERS LATER
Boy: I really like you. {No, I don't I love you}
Girl: I like you too. {Why am I lieing? I love you!}
THE SUMMER AFTER
Boy: I love you. {Finally, I told her}
Girl: I love you too. {Yes!}

FIVE YEARS LATER
Boy: This isn't working out. {I still love you}
Girl: I know, We're done. {NO! I LOVE YOU STILL}

THREE YEARS LATER
Girl finds invitation to Boy's wedding. {Why?}

A MONTH LATER
Boy: I do. {But I still love her.}
Girl: Congradulations. {I still love you, why did you do this?}

A YEAR LATER
Boy (standing in girl's balcony): She kicked me out, {She knows I love you}
Girl: You can sleep on the couch. {Finally}

A WEEK LATER
Boy: I have always loved you. {Why did I leave you?}
Girl: Same here. {I knew it!}

A YEAR LATER
Boy: I do. {Honestly}
Girl: I do. {Honestly}

FIFTY YEARS LATER
Boy: I loved her more then anything, and i always did, since the first day i met her. 
(walks away from Girl's grave)


never lose your true love EVER or you may end up at their wedding and be crying your eyes out because it should have been you up there with them..

Quote #891523 was made by xxlovahhxx on 26 Jun 2009 at 22:25:15 and was filed under inspirational.
                         Dont you love it when ....
         a sad song comes on and it reminds you of him... 
 then your best friend starts singing horibbly to it and you remember that ....     
           those are the true people you need and
love in life .
Quote #817073 was made by xxlovahhxx on 29 May 2009 at 15:34:27 and was filed under friendship.
"You've got enemies? Good.
it means you actually stood up
for something once in your life."


--eminem<3





didnt take from anyone from this site.





Quote #816930 was made by xxlovahhxx on 29 May 2009 at 13:19:16 and was filed under inspirational.
OMG im amazed it really was about me like wow.=]

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.


DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.



IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY


1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.











1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.













2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?













3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.













CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT














4. WRITE ANYONES NAME (like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6.















DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID













5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
















6. Finally, MAKE A WISH



















ARE YOU READY? HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME
















1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in SPACE 2







2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE







3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7







4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in SPACE 4








5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.








6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR LUCKY STAR








7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3







8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7








9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND








10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE








11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER
Quote #756239 was made by xxlovahhxx on 03 May 2009 at 18:31:24 and was filed under inspirational.
                            if yuur reading this.......
 
hit the comment button and type yuur name and leave it as a comment to me i wanna kno all of the first names!
=] haha thanx
Quote #620011 was made by xxlovahhxx on 10 Mar 2009 at 14:47:51 and was filed under inspirational.
 

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