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Me:
 is there a mirror in your pocket?

God:
I believe there is one, yes.

Me:
 cause i see me in your pants !

God:
Good reason.  Where do you see  it?

Me:
 in your  pants

God:
Are you asking about my pants?

Me:
 yes , i am in your pants

God:
I don't want to talk about that now.  Tell me a little about your life in  my pants.

Me:
 well i play with balls.

God:
Interesting.  Is  it a game or a musical instrument?

Me:
 both.

God:
What are both like?

Me:
 fun

God:
I am having fun too.

Me:
uhm ok.. well bye.

God:
See you later.  Well what?  Ayuh..
made by xxlovahhxx
on July 01, 2009 14:08:27
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HOT TEST!!
NO CHEATING
THIS IS THE HOTT TEST....
HOW HOTT R U? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND
NUMBER
IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING)

SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF
THE
TEST.

WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR
SCORE AT THE BOTTOM

1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU
HAVE?

a) Dark
b) Light

2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT
TO:

a) Go to a party
b) Go out to eat

3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
OUT OF:

a) Baby-Pink
b) Yellow
c) Baby-Blue
d) Turquoise

4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT
OF:

a) Talking
b) Dancing
c) Taking Long Walks

5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT
OF THE
FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?

a) Louie Vuitton
b) coach
c) againt all odds?

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
OUT OF
THE FOLLOWING?

a) hawaii
b) London
c) florida

7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
RATHER GO
TO:

a) The Beach
b) Somewhere Cooler

8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?

a) January
b) February
c) March
d) April
e) May
f) June
g) July
h) August
i) September
j) October
k) November
l) December

9. WOULD YOU RATHER:

a) Chill at home
b) Go out with friends

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
INSTRUMENT
OUT OF:

a) Guitar
b) Bass guitar
c) Drums
d) The Triangle

11) NAME A PERSON OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX



====NOW MAKE A WISH!====

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*****!!!!!*STOP*!!!!!*****

**ANSWERS** > > > >

1.
a. dark= sexy [5points] 
b. light = sweet [2 points]

2.
a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]

3.
a. baby-pink = cute [2]
b. yellow = loud [3]
c. baby-blue = cool [5]
d. turquoise = sexy [5]

4.
a. Talking = active [2]
b. Dancing = determined [2]
c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]                               

5.
a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
b. coach = laid back [2]
c. againt all odds = stylish [5]

6.
a. hawaii = you like being around
people [2]
b. L.. You are quiet, and like the
cold [2]
c. florida = You like to party! [5]

7.
a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]

8.
a. January = popular [5]
b. February = lovely [2]
c. March = rebellious [5]
d. April = playful [5]
e. May = happy [5]
f.. june = chills a lot [5]
g. July = smooth [3]
h. August = fun [5]
i. September = quiet [2]
j. October = out-going [3]
k. November = pimpin' it [5]
l.. December = warm [3]

9.
a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
b. go out with friends =crazy [5]

10.
a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
c. Drums = crazy [5]
d. Triangle = simple [2]

11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!

SCORES!!!!
UP TO 17= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN

18-20=OKAY

21-35 = Rather HOTT

36+ = ow u burn

NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2
MINUTES
AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH
YOURR ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11

REPOST AS: ,HOTT TEST den rite ur score

now that u read this there is no going back! if u dont repost this u will have the following:

~ u will fail ur tests
~ u will cut ur finger
~ u will lose someone close 2 you
~ u will not have a good day for the next 12 years

--if u do repost this u will:

~ be kissed by ur crush b4 next month
~ have good luck
~ have someone fall in love with you
~ have ur all time dream come true
      i got 41 (;
made by xxlovahhxx
on June 29, 2009 17:55:29
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THE FIRST MEETING:
Boy: Your wierd {wow, she's beautiful}
Girl: Your funny looking {oh my god, he's smokin}

A FEW MONTHS LATER
Boy: Okay, so you not so wierd. Let's be friends {or more please}
Girl: Fine. I can deal with that {why just firends?}

TWO SUMMERS LATER
Boy: I really like you. {No, I don't I love you}
Girl: I like you too. {Why am I lieing? I love you!}
THE SUMMER AFTER
Boy: I love you. {Finally, I told her}
Girl: I love you too. {Yes!}

FIVE YEARS LATER
Boy: This isn't working out. {I still love you}
Girl: I know, We're done. {NO! I LOVE YOU STILL}

THREE YEARS LATER
Girl finds invitation to Boy's wedding. {Why?}

A MONTH LATER
Boy: I do. {But I still love her.}
Girl: Congradulations. {I still love you, why did you do this?}

A YEAR LATER
Boy (standing in girl's balcony): She kicked me out, {She knows I love you}
Girl: You can sleep on the couch. {Finally}

A WEEK LATER
Boy: I have always loved you. {Why did I leave you?}
Girl: Same here. {I knew it!}

A YEAR LATER
Boy: I do. {Honestly}
Girl: I do. {Honestly}

FIFTY YEARS LATER
Boy: I loved her more then anything, and i always did, since the first day i met her. 
(walks away from Girl's grave)


never lose your true love EVER or you may end up at their wedding and be crying your eyes out because it should have been you up there with them..
made by xxlovahhxx
on June 26, 2009 22:25:15
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                         Dont you love it when ....
         a sad song comes on and it reminds you of him... 
 then your best friend starts singing horibbly to it and you remember that ....     
           those are the true people you need and love in life .
made by xxlovahhxx
on May 29, 2009 15:34:27
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"You've got enemies? Good.
it means you actually stood up
for something once in your life."


--eminem<3




didnt take from anyone from this site.
made by xxlovahhxx
on May 29, 2009 13:19:16
quote number 816930
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OMG im amazed it really was about me like wow.=]

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.


DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.



IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY


1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.











1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.













2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?













3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.













CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT














4. WRITE ANYONES NAME (like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6.















DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID













5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
















6. Finally, MAKE A WISH



















ARE YOU READY? HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME
















1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in SPACE 2







2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE







3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7







4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in SPACE 4








5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.








6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR LUCKY STAR








7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3







8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7








9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND








10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE








11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER
made by xxlovahhxx
on May 03, 2009 18:31:24
quote number 756239
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                            if yuur reading this.......
 
hit the comment button and type yuur name and leave it as a comment to me i wanna kno all of the first names! =] haha thanx
made by xxlovahhxx
on March 10, 2009 14:47:51
quote number 620011
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     SO WE'RE A LITTLE CRAZY!
                 we walk around yelling at complete strangers. we burst
                  out laughing for absolutely no reason. we have stupid
                  fights that only last two minutes, attempt to sing and
                dance like in music videos, make fun of each other; act
                  like we're on crack, oh and no matter what happens
                   we will always be there for each other. i love my
      best friends.. 

 *notmine* just love it =]
made by xxlovahhxx
on March 09, 2009 21:33:32
quote number 619535
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                                             he told me he liked me <3.....

                                            but then
 
                    he goes out and gets another girlfriend

                     and forgets what he ever said to me </3
made by xxlovahhxx
on February 28, 2009 13:11:19
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                                               fam [i.l.y.]  
                                           <33
made by xxlovahhxx
on February 27, 2009 22:15:59
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