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mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!

mom's friend: wow, she's flawless!
friends:  you're so pretty!

boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog

^this made me laugh so much
*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.

My mom's reaction=priceless.
Louis: 4 sisters
Zayn: 3 sisters
Liam: 2 sisters
Harry: 1 sister
Niall: a brother
Louis: right handed
Zayn: right handed
Liam: right handed
Harry: right handed
Niall: left handed
Louis: British
Zayn: British
Liam: British
Harry: British
Niall: Irish
Cause Niall's a special snowflake.


Free Hugs.

a small boy 'n girl were

crying. Someone asked,

" Why are you both crying?"
Girl Said, " My doll has broken"
Boy Said, " My Doll is crying"

My Disney Channel was Even Steven, That's So Raven, and Lizzie Mcguire.

It didn't involve talking fish, or 11 year
olds in high school.

Boys Goal In Life : Get In Her Pants

irls Goal In Life : Get In His Hoodie



break my bones, but words will leave phycological wounds that never heal.  

I Had To Sit Out Of PE Today


Because I was running the opposite direction everyone else was.



    *Actually Happened*

Teacher: If You Could Only Take 5 Things To An Island With You What Would They Be?

Teacher: What About Food?
 Me : Niall Will Have That!!

Teacher:  -__-