Hi. My name is _____
And I'm a bad boyfriend addict.
Hi _____
It's hard. I mean the boy tells you he loves you.
But he really is just thinking about your boobs.
Or what you'll do If you lie and say you love them.
Well, _____
It looks like you need someone who really does love you. And knows
the meaning of it. What we do here is set you up on dates by compatibility.
Now, how many times has this happened?
I'm not sure, like 4?
Well, I'm going to call you tonight and tell you who
your match is, and set you up on the date.
sweeet.
Hello? ____
Hello?
oh hi bba (bad boyfriends anonymous)
Okay, well we do have one candidate and they seem very anxious to meet you. How about tomorrow at the ______
Okay sounds great.
You will have alot in common.
finally.
so what happens next... just guess.
I go to the restaurant and it's a lesbian. I'm standing there like an idiot holding a sign with their name on it like the lady told me to. And this girl is standing in front of me for like 15 minutes!. And I found out that is the blind date. And when I called the bba lady back she says that I've been dumped on too much by men. And I needed a change.
did you see that coming?!
