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hii. i'm zoe.(: my friends are my life plain and simple. there isn't much exciting going on in my life but i love every minute of it. yeah it gets pretty complicated and confusing but i love every minute of it. i have my ipod and phone everywhere i go. i do fanart so pretty please ask me for some(: alright loves,bye(:













 
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^^tell me what you think. i can redo it if you'd like(:



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ASK ME FOR FANART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quote number 1296551
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  0
so this is how it ends
this is where it all goes down
this is what I don't love you feels like
It aint the middle of the night
and it aint even raining outside
It aint exactly what i had in mind.
For goodby
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quote number 1238806
filed under break up
  9
There was this girl and she was with 
her 
friend. 
They were looking through peoples 
MySpaces. 
The girl slowly came upon this one 
myspace. It 
had creatures in the background and the 
man 
looked like a psycho. She started 
laughing with 
her friend commenting on how ugly he 
was. 
Right 
then, an instant message came up. 
IT SAID

SatanStalker: So how do u like my 
MySpace? 


XxLoVemExX: What? 


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway? 


SatanStalker: Well, you should know; 
youre looking at my MySpace right now. 


XxLoVemExX: How do you know? 


SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace. 


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? 


SatanStalker: I just do. 


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like 
you. 


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might 
say. 


At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started 
to get worried now. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting 
to care the living sh*t out of me. 


SatanStalker: You should be afraid. 


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy 
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what 
you just said about me with your friend like a 
minute ago. 


They were in shock. 


Her friend: Holy crap man just block him 
hes a f*cking psycho! 


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes 
watching us? 


SatanStalker: I am. 


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if 
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me 
from coming to your house. 


XxLoVemExX: What? My house? 


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to 
leave now because youre freaking me out. 


SatanStalker: Your screen name says 
love me, trust me that wont be a problem. 


SatanStalker has just signed off. 


The girl and her friend were really 
scared. 


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust 
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke 
from someone.

They went upstairs and were 
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls 
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said 
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her 
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering 
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said 
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on 
the ground dead. She started to scream but 
when she turned around he was there.
News the next 
morning said that there was one girl dead in 
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all 
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. 
Just her head. 


If you do not repost this in the next two 
minutes there will be three men, one in your 
bathroom, 
one in your room, and one killing your parents 
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well 
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going 
to 
die!

creeeepy.
quote number 1121252
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  1


my boyfriend came to my locker at the end of the day to walk me out and as i stood up to say hi i banged my head on the locker above me.
he pulled me in his arms giggled and said
"this is why i love you"

 


quote number 1105208
filed under funny
  196
i'm his Sandy and hes my Spongebob(:




aww i love you(:
me and my boyfriend
had a convo on this(:
quote number 1095581
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  3








waiting for someone who doesnt want you

[feels like eternity]

wanting someone back that doesnt miss you

[is painful]

&& missing someone that loves someone else

[could kill you]













quote number 1072548
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  4









theres no garuntee
that life is easy<l3















quote number 1063117
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  4
*imissyou*
the way you could make me
smile when all i wanted to
do was cry. and the way we
would hold hands and how
you would smile and lean
in to kiss me so softly on my
lips. how you would take me
in you arms and just hold
me.we would stay up til'
1a.m. and talk and talk and
talk and i just cant believe
*ilostyou*


quote number 1062086
filed under break up
  7
 Dont You Love It When;;
your ex boyfriend get real nervous when
he passes or sees you in the halls









^^lol this happened to me(:
quote number 1058918
filed under funny
  7
 Mom-hey, what are you wearing on the first day of school

Me- idk havent thought about it.

Mom- well pick it out so you wont take hours that morning choosing

Me- well i think im going to wear just a pair of sweats and a t-shirt

Mom- no your not. you have to look nice.

Me- ok ill wear a nice pair of new sweats.(starting to crack a smile
)

Mom- im done with you.

Me- (cracking uppp)hahaaaa just kidding!


* haha i wish i could wear sweats and t-shirt and i would but i wont







quote number 1046521
filed under funny
  5

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