xxsammy02xx

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Joined: March 8, 2011
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Quotes by xxsammy02xx

Today was the first time I logged onto witty in like, almost a year.



Woah.




Its changed.




-_-



Do you know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math?
Me neither.
Admit it:


At one point in your life, you stuffed a ball or a balloon up your top so you looked pregnant.
I'm not saying that I hate you.

I'm just saying, if you got hit by a train, I would be driving that train.

Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just a Dream 
Dear guys,

Call a girl "beautiful" not "hot"

Sincerely,
She's not a temperature
DUDE! That camping trip was...

 

                                                 IN TENTS


Fave if you get it! :D



Let's flip a coin!




Heads - you're mine
Tails
- I'm yours.

*Difference between children's TV old and now*


Old:

Boy 1: Are you callin' me a liar?!
Boy 2: Well I ain't exactly callin' you a truther!
Audience: HAHAHAHA!
Me: HAHAHAHA!



Now:
*door opens*
Audience
: HAHAHAHA!
Me: -___-






MIne, please don't steal!

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT....

YOU SHOUT OUT THE WRONG ANSWER IN CLASS WITH CONFIDENCE....