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Member Since:Fri Apr 25 2008 18:47:25 EDT
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About:My name is Shannon, and I like running and gymnastics!
idk what my highest rated quote is, because i dont really care about the ratings. it might be like, 34 or something, but idk.

If you repost my quotes, please give me credit, because I hate it when people dont do that!
All of the quotes on my profile are 100% mine, unless i say "no credit" or "credit to..." and I am proud to say, that I have no rate-highs. =]

I basically live off of my iPod, and i like almost every kind of music. EXCEPT FOR MOZART AND BACH AND THOSE GROSS OLD PEOPLE! ummm some of my favorite bands are Simple Plan, Mayday Parade, Boys Like Girls, Fallout Boy, and Paramore.

Television is a pretty sweet invention. Kudos to that russian guy, vladimir something... I love NCIS, House, Criminal Minds, Bones, The Mentalist, and Joan of Arcadia
Comments and followers are Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thinking that you're the
worst person
in the world is
no better
than thinking that you're the
best.
It's giving yourself
a place in the world
that you
 haven't earned
-Joan of Arcadia

credit PLEASE! this took me FOREVER!

add to favs - #440919 by xxtrackstarxox on January 03, 2009 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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Life isn't about finding all of the right answers. It's about learning how to ask all of the right questions.
-Joan of Arcadia

add to favs - #438286 by xxtrackstarxox on January 02, 2009 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

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Let's not pretend like you're alone tonight
(I know he's there and)
You're probably hanging out and making nice
(While across the room, he stares)
I bet he gets the nerve to walk the floor
And ask my girl to dance, and she'll say yes
Because these words were never easier for me to say
Or her to second guess
But I guess
That I can live without you but
Without you I'll be miserable at best
-Mayday Parade

add to favs - #438261 by xxtrackstarxox on January 02, 2009 filed under lyrics - get code - report quote

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This is what you really didn't know
This is where the truth don't lie
You find out who your friends are
Someone who's going to drop everything,
Run out and crank up their car.
Hit the gas, get there fast,
And never stop to think
"What's in it for me?" or "It's way too far"
They just show on up
With their big old hearts
You find out who your friends are

add to favs - #437628 by xxtrackstarxox on January 02, 2009 filed under friendship - get code - report quote

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The most painful state of being, is remembering the future. Particulary a future that you can never have.
-Joan of Arcadia

add to favs - #428104 by xxtrackstarxox on December 30, 2008 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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Some people kill themselves all at once. But some people do it a little bit, every day. A little bit here, and a little bit there, untill there's nothing left at all.
-Adam Rove, "Joan of Arcadia"

add to favs - #428093 by xxtrackstarxox on December 30, 2008 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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Every night she cries herself to sleep, thinking
Why does this happen to me?

add to favs - #420312 by xxtrackstarxox on December 28, 2008 filed under lyrics - get code - report quote

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Be afraid.  Be very afraid.  It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi.  When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside.  The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
-10 Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter

add to favs - #414001 by xxtrackstarxox on December 25, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe.  If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.  I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
-10 Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter

add to favs - #413998 by xxtrackstarxox on December 25, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.  Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight.  Places where there is darkness.  Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.  Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat.  Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
-10 rules for dating my Teenage Daughter

add to favs - #413996 by xxtrackstarxox on December 25, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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