xxxskaterxxx

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Joined: October 22, 2010
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Hello! Thank you for vewing my profile, As you can see im not that popular on witty, I just hope one day that I will have a top quote :)
 

Quotes by xxxskaterxxx

Dear Squirrels in my yard,

Just because you froze in place,
Doesn't mean you're Invisible.
  Sincerely, I'm looking right at you 
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People are like slinkies.
They're not very useful,

But its funny when you push them down the stairs.

Gets rid of 99.9% of germs!
Yea well.. what about the other .1%?

Does anyone else just LOVE hugs? 
Cause I do.. 

Best thing is the whoooole entire universe?
Tacos :)


Did you know squidward is actually an octopus? They didnt wanna name him Octward,
and he only has 6 legs.

You're always coming back.
You're like herpes, or a terminator.
No ones looking forward to seeing those again.

Sometimes I wish I was a monkey.
So I could throw bananas at people and it would be legal.

Friends are like

BOOBS.
Some are big. Some are small.

Some are real.
Some are fake.