xxzombiesatemycookiesxx

Status: Feelin' the Wittan love :D
Joined: November 19, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 339163
Location: Earth ^^
Gender: F
Hello everyone :) I haven't been on witty in a long time... Just call me Crystal ^.^

xxzombiesatemycookiesxx's Favorite Quotes





REAL MEN WEAR PINK?
I would beg to differ.
I know of thousands beyond thousands
of "REAL MEN" that don't wear pink.
But instead, they were camouflage
and protect our contry.



 

434 21 yourcool yourcool
dad




   She doesn't say "I love you" like a normal
person. Instead, she'll
       laugh,       shake her head,
give you a little smile,          and say...

                you're an idiot."

  if she tells you you're an idiot, you're a
                                               lucky man.



 
192 2 yourcool yourcool
shelovesyouyaya




aw guys look, it's just another quote by yourcool.



 
96 9 yourcool yourcool
touching
“


They don’t teach you this in school. They don’t show you the beauty of existing, they don’t show you the wonder of the earth, they don’t show you the unity that human beings are. They show you who’s better, who’s worse. They show you what they need to show you in order for their system to survive. They don’t show you love.

”
 

132 1 yourcool yourcool
oldquoteofmine
               what do you do
                 WHEN YOUR WHOLE UNIVERSE        
    COMES CRASHING DOWN AROUND YOU?
 
32 0 ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
love
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
because they always take things literally.
406 20 Steve Steve
funny




Behind every successful person,


there is a


DEACTIVATED FACEBOOK
ACCOUNT.




208 24 Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
joke












no no i'm saying you can find
other people attractive, but you have to
find me the most attractive.


O_O




 




 
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179 0 jimmy365 jimmy365
funny




if mtv were to cancel all their shows and
actually played music again....
nah, i still wouldn't watch it due to the lack of talent musicians have these days.



 
191 1 yourcool yourcool
funny




attractive guy: hey!
me:
me:
me:
me:
world:
dog:
harry potter:
friend:
me: what
me: who paid you?
me: is this some kind of sick joke?
him: you're cute
me: STOP THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE

I mean, if a guy actually came up to me and this happened, this is probably what would happen. Sad, but true.

65 2 _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
funny