yane21

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I  wasn't  scared
'til i heard it was gonna be worse than
KATRINA...

 

Format by Sandrasaurus

Going to the bathroom
and trying to make noise
so the other person

can't hear you pee
Anyone else?

...




who would have thought lizzie from, 
Life with derek
would become a canadian transgender named adam on degrassi


 
Dear cell phone,
maybe if you didn't light up so many times to tell me i had a low battery you wouldn't have died so quickly.

Sincerely,
You brought this on yourself.

"Go make me a sandwich"

I'll make you a coffin if you keep this sh*t up.




 On facebook a girls status was
Like this if you know a guy who needs a good kick in the face. 
over 100 likes

The worst pain for a female is when
she smiles, just to keep the tears from falling, and sleeps, just so she doesn't have to think about it.
-

When someone walks into your bedroom whilst you're getting changed


And they’re all: ”Ahh, You could’ve said something!”

And you’re just like: ”I’m sorry for being naked in my own bedroom, how rude of me”


 


 


WheneveI
find the key to happiness,somebody changes the lock.




nmf/q/FB


 

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