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<*Because* they still tell all their ^secrets^ to theirteddy bears>
[When they xthinkx nobody else will listen.]
<*Because* they still tell all their ^secrets^ to their
[When they xthinkx nobody else will listen.]
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Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
hot test!!!<3
i got: 43!
NO CHEATING
THIS IS THE HOTT TEST....HOW
HOTT R U? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND
NUMBER
IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING)
SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF
THE
TEST.
WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR
SCORE AT THE BOTTOM
1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU
HAVE?
a) Dark
b) Light
2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT
TO:
a) Go to a Party!
b) Go out to eat
3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
OUT OF:
a) Baby-Pink
b) Yellow
c) Baby-Blue
d) Turquoise
4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT
OF:
a) Talking
b) Dancing
c) Taking Long Walks
5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT
OF THE
FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
a) Louie Vuitton
b) Coach
c) agenst all odds.
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
OUT OF
THE FOLLOWING?
a) hawaii
b) London
c) florida
7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
RATHER GO
TO:
a) The Beach
b) Somewhere Cooler
8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?
a) January
b) February
c) March
d) April
e) May
f) June
g) July
h) August
i) September
j) October
k) November
l) December
9. WOULD YOU RATHER:
a) Chill at home
b) Go out with friends
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
INSTRUMENT
OUT OF:
a) Guitar
b) Bass guitar
c) Drums
d) The Triangle
11) NAME A PERSON OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX
Will
====NOW MAKE A WISH!====
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*****!!!!!*STOP*!!!!!*****
**ANSWERS** > > > >
1.
a. dark= sexy [5points]
b. light = sweet [2 points]
2.
a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]
3.
a. baby-pink = cute [2]
b. yellow = loud [3]
c. baby-blue = cool [5]
d. turquoise = sexy [5]
4.
a. Talking = active [2]
b. Dancing = determined [2]
c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]
5.
a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
b. coach = laid back [2]
c. againt all odds = stylish [5]
THIS REALLY WORKS I PROMISE YOU IT WILL
6.
a. hawaii = you like being around
people [2]
b. L.. You are quiet, and like the
cold [2]
c. florida = You like to party! [5]
7.
a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]
8.
a. January = popular [5]
b. February = lovely [2]
c. March = rebellious [5]
d. April = playful [5]
e. May = happy [5]
f.. june = chills a lot [5]
g. July = smooth [3]
h. August = fun [5]
i. September = quiet [2]
j. October = out-going [3]
k. November = pimpin' it [5]
l.. December = warm [3]
9.
a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
b. go out with friends =crazy [5]
10.
a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
c. Drums = crazy [5]
d. Triangle = simple [2]
11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!
SCORES!!!!
UP TO 17= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN
18-20=OKAY
21-35 = Rather HOTT
36+ = ow u burn
NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2
MINUTES
AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH
YOURR ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11
REPOST AS: ,HOTT TEST then write your score at the top
now that u read this there is no going back! if u dont repost this u will have the following:
~ u will fail ur tests
~ u will cut ur finger
~ u will lose someone close 2 you
~ u will not have a good day for the next 12 years
--if u do repost this u will:
~ be kissed by ur crush b4 next month
~ have good luck
~ have someone fall in love with you
~ have ur all time dream come true <333
i got: 43!
NO CHEATING
THIS IS THE HOTT TEST....HOW
HOTT R U? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND
NUMBER
IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING)
SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF
THE
TEST.
WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR
SCORE AT THE BOTTOM
1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU
HAVE?
a) Dark
b) Light
2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT
TO:
a) Go to a Party!
b) Go out to eat
3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
OUT OF:
a) Baby-Pink
b) Yellow
c) Baby-Blue
d) Turquoise
4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT
OF:
a) Talking
b) Dancing
c) Taking Long Walks
5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT
OF THE
FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
a) Louie Vuitton
b) Coach
c) agenst all odds.
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
OUT OF
THE FOLLOWING?
a) hawaii
b) London
c) florida
7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
RATHER GO
TO:
a) The Beach
b) Somewhere Cooler
8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?
a) January
b) February
c) March
d) April
e) May
f) June
g) July
h) August
i) September
j) October
k) November
l) December
9. WOULD YOU RATHER:
a) Chill at home
b) Go out with friends
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
INSTRUMENT
OUT OF:
a) Guitar
b) Bass guitar
c) Drums
d) The Triangle
11) NAME A PERSON OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX
Will
====NOW MAKE A WISH!====
*
***
*******
*********
***************
*****************
***********************
*******************************
**********************************
*************************************
***************************************
***************************************
*************************************
**********************************
*****!!!!!*STOP*!!!!!*****
**ANSWERS** > > > >
1.
a. dark= sexy [5points]
b. light = sweet [2 points]
2.
a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]
3.
a. baby-pink = cute [2]
b. yellow = loud [3]
c. baby-blue = cool [5]
d. turquoise = sexy [5]
4.
a. Talking = active [2]
b. Dancing = determined [2]
c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]
5.
a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
b. coach = laid back [2]
c. againt all odds = stylish [5]
THIS REALLY WORKS I PROMISE YOU IT WILL
6.
a. hawaii = you like being around
people [2]
b. L.. You are quiet, and like the
cold [2]
c. florida = You like to party! [5]
7.
a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]
8.
a. January = popular [5]
b. February = lovely [2]
c. March = rebellious [5]
d. April = playful [5]
e. May = happy [5]
f.. june = chills a lot [5]
g. July = smooth [3]
h. August = fun [5]
i. September = quiet [2]
j. October = out-going [3]
k. November = pimpin' it [5]
l.. December = warm [3]
9.
a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
b. go out with friends =crazy [5]
10.
a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
c. Drums = crazy [5]
d. Triangle = simple [2]
11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!
SCORES!!!!
UP TO 17= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN
18-20=OKAY
21-35 = Rather HOTT
36+ = ow u burn
NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2
MINUTES
AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH
YOURR ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11
REPOST AS: ,HOTT TEST then write your score at the top
now that u read this there is no going back! if u dont repost this u will have the following:
~ u will fail ur tests
~ u will cut ur finger
~ u will lose someone close 2 you
~ u will not have a good day for the next 12 years
--if u do repost this u will:
~ be kissed by ur crush b4 next month
~ have good luck
~ have someone fall in love with you
~ have ur all time dream come true <333
Don't tell me the *sky* is the limit,
When men have xwalkedx on the moon.
&+Life is a *roller coaster* you xneverx had to pay for. So [just be ready] for the ride.
♥HOW GUYS FLIRT 101♥:
> He stares at you a lot
> He hits you a lot(playfully)
>He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
>He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
> He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
> His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
> You hung up on him. He called you back
> You where invited by him to a group outin
>He called you to talk about nothing at all.
> He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
> He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
> He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
>He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
Now make a wish.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
> >>
> >>
> >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
> >>
> >>
Ok stop!!
Your wish will come true if you repost this
If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
or you will lose the one you love!
> He hits you a lot(playfully)
>He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
>He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
> He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
> His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
> You hung up on him. He called you back
> You where invited by him to a group outin
>He called you to talk about nothing at all.
> He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
> He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
> He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
>He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
Now make a wish.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
> >>
> >>
> >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
> >>
> >>
Ok stop!!
Your wish will come true if you repost this
If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
or you will lose the one you love!
Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.
Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.
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<__(Crayola)__I
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Color the rainbow.
<__(Crayola)__I
<__(Crayola)__I
<__(Crayola)__I
<__(Crayola)__I
<__(Crayola)__I
Color the rainbow.
*&+*I'm currently being hated. But guess what? I don't care.
crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
crazy1 86 had signed off.
The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
PART 2
Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
- LISA SMITH
This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
crazy1 86 had signed off.
The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
PART 2
Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
- LISA SMITH
This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
--->MaybE<---
we xlaughx at the *stupidest* words.
passnotes while the teacher is looking at us.
feed each other like we're x*little*x kids.
But the best maybe there is,
Is that maybe we're;
[*bestfriends*]
we xlaughx at the *stupidest* words.
pass
feed each other like we're x*little*x kids.
But the best maybe there is,
Is that maybe we're;
[*bestfriends*]
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