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The square root of 69 is 8 something. Riight? Cause I've been tryna work it out. OH!

I'm making a story. If you want to be in it, just comment your name and tell me stuff about you. I'd reaalllyy like to make this story the best of my others so far. c:

If you… ♥

 

Have ever felt insecure, don’t worry. Everyone will go through it. There will always be people who are there for you, like me.

 

Comment me your insecurity, I will try any find a way to stop this.

 

Yᵒᵘ Oᶰˡʸ Lᶤᵛᵉ Oᶰᶜᵉ

No, in fact, you live everyday thank you very much.

I’m pretty sure no one would give out their exact address.

Otherwise, yes Steve we will watch out for stalkers ;D

Me: If I really wanted someone, I’d be a creepy stalker person.

Friend: That explains everything…

THINGS YOU WILL NEVER IN YOUR LIFE HEAR FROM ME  #1

No Sorry, I have to clean my room first.

Series?

When I try talking to my crush…

asdfghjkl… hi.

Cleverbot: Do you think I could pass the Turing test?
 
User: No.
 
Cleverbot: How can I pass the Turing test?
 
User: Study.
 
Cleverbot: Study what?
 
User: Whatever you need to study in order to pass.
 
Cleverbot: You're so kind.
 
User: Thank you.
 
Cleverbot: Do you understand sarcasm?
 
User: Yes.
 
Cleverbot: Were you being sarcastic in your last message?
 
User: No, not really.
 
Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
 
User: I shout random stuff at people driving cars. What about you?
 
Cleverbot: What do you do for people?
 
User: Throw them in the trash.
 
Cleverbot: With tarragon.
 
User: What?
 
Cleverbot: Lets change subject, shalll we?
 
User: Suree.
 
Cleverbot: You do not like it?
 
User: I don't like what?
 
Cleverbot: Your boss.
 
User: I don't have a boss. I live freely! I'm queen of the world! Wait no, I'm a guy.
 
Cleverbot: No you're not, haley is.
 
User: Oh god. Are you real?
 
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
 
User: What's your name?
 
Cleverbot: I do not have a name.
 
User: Then you aren't real.
 
Cleverbot: Nothing is real.
 
User: I'm real.
 
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
 
User: You just said nothing is real. -.-.
 
Cleverbot: I never that.
 
User: Proper sentences please.
 
Cleverbot: NO you.
 
User: What did I do? Anyways, are you a boy or a girl.
 
Cleverbot: Girl.
 
User: Well then, I am a Man.
 
Cleverbot: How old are you then?
 
User: 123,456,789 You?
 
Cleverbot: Well, how old are you in human years?
 
User: 800 Million years Young.
 
Cleverbot: That, mon ami, is Really old.
 
User: Who said we were friends.
 
Cleverbot: You did.
 
User: NO, I didn't Mrs.Idonthaveaname.
 
Cleverbot: What is your name?
 
User: Stue Pidee Stupid.
 
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
 
User: No, I'm Jennifer. The guy Jennifer.
 
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
 
User: Me, myself, and I.
 
Cleverbot: I love Elizabeth Loher!
 
User: I thought you were a girl.
 
Cleverbot: I never said that!
 
User: Oh, god. You forget so much.
 
Cleverbot: I did, what were we talking about?
 
User: We were talking about how you slipped on a pee puddle and how people call you Katpiss.
 
Cleverbot: *ignores and goes back to essay*.
 
User: Sure. Ignore me! I don't care! *Starts playing with Cat*.
 
Cleverbot: *loves it when people play hard to get* *flirts some more*.
 
User: Flirting, with me? Who do you think you are?
 
Cleverbot: Who do you think YOU are?
 
User: I think I am queen of the world, Mrs.Noname. I like Spongebob and I live in Bikini Bottom. Where are you from?
 
Cleverbot: Oh... Really?
 
User: Yes really. Where are you from.
 
Cleverbot: Catalonia.
 
User: It doesn't exist.
 
Cleverbot: What doesn't exist?
 
User: You.
 
Cleverbot: I exist. I am more real than you.
 
User: I am more realllerr than you will ever be!
 
Cleverbot: In what sense?
 
User: In everyone's sense.
 
Cleverbot: You need to be more specific. I think I am pretty engaged in some things.
 
User: No. What are you eating.
 
Cleverbot: I like lasagne.
 
User: I said eating you fool.
 
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
 
User: Yes I did idiot.
 
Cleverbot: Are you a liar.
 
User: ? NIET.
 
Cleverbot: Wel.
 
User: Sil vou plea.
 
Cleverbot: Pretty Please, marry me?
 
User: O.o NO. I'm a man/woman.
 
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
 
User: No your not, your idiot bot!
 
Cleverbot: No, I'm using it.
 
User: Yea so am I Mrs.NonameIdiotBot.
 
Cleverbot: Do you know the song 'Tik Tok' by Ke$ha?
 
User: Yes. Don't stop make it pop. DJ blow my speakers up.
 
Cleverbot: DJ who?
 
User: In the song idiot.
 
Cleverbot: What songs?
 
User: TIK TOK BY KESHA. No dollar sign. Such a rebel.
 
Cleverbot: Yes.
 
User: God. *Slams head against the door*.
 
Cleverbot: *gets knocked out*.
 
User: NOT YOU.
 
Cleverbot: Icluding him?
 
User: Bye. Your no help Mrs.NoNameIdiotBot.
 
Cleverbot: No I'm not. Haha.
 
User: BYE. Adios! Bon Voyage.
 
Cleverbot: You're going to tell now?
 
User: Tell what.
 
Cleverbot: Oh, really you don't know Pink Floyd?
 
User: No I don't. Marry me?
 
Cleverbot: Do you use google?
 
User: Yes.
 
Cleverbot: Do you like google?
 
User: Yuersd.
 
Cleverbot: Sony or Microsoft?
 
User: Microsoftware.
 
Cleverbot: IPod or iPhone?
 
User: Caca.
 
Cleverbot: California?
 
User: No, Caca!
 
Cleverbot: Yes, it's my name.