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KAYLA: popular girl in my class: Hey everybody its national hickey day! ; )

Courtney: less popular girl: ok everybody line up cuz im givin em out!  : )

guys: eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww no!

one random guy: GO HOME COURTNEY!


whole class: lol

sub.teacher:lol

I thought this was so cute!!!

Will you go out with me?

A. yes
B. A   
C. B    


 

  awwwwwww!
 

friend:*pinches me*

me: OW! *rubs arm pouting* WHY!

friend: why are you whinning?

me: *glares*

me: thats like shooting someone and asking why they're bleeding -.-

me: *mimicks shooting someone* what are you bleeding for? stop it. oh great now your crying what is it!?

friend........ :) looooooove yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu

me: -.-

I used to laugh to hide my sadness now its jest a reflex i cant help it!!!!!!

health teacher (everyone likes): you juys im not gonna be here for the next couple of days

class: why!?

health teacher: my nephew died

class: awwww!

me: hides sadistic smile

health teacher: yeah he was about to turn 8, he's special ed

class: ('0')
 
me: laughs quietly

girl in front: what happened?

me: *oh god please no i feel bad enough*

health teacher: he had a trick in his throat and he pulled it out on the bus on his way to school. They couldnt put it back in time

class: *tears up*

me: burst out laughing and crying at the same time

The Struggle Is Real



none of my pencils have erasers

*at friends house* *sees dads shoe*

me: what size shoe does you dad wear jeez!

my friend/neighbor: a 10

me: oh its not that big my cousin wears a 15

her: wow! bruh he must have a huge d-

me: *covers ears* ewwwwww gross who thinks of that!?

her: psssh please if he were my cousin thats exactly what i would think of

me:     :/ eww

her: is he hot?

me: wtf hes my cousin idk!

her: oh come on!......if he wasnt your cousin would you stalk him?

me: *grabs stuff and leaves behind sick friend*

Jessica: im telling you those rocks are way to big to be from under the school ground

me: oh yeah? then where did they come from?-.-

jessica: a factory! :)

me: *rubs temples* ugh your stupidity hurts me

Jessica: what?

me: exactly

me: elbows pencil off of desk-

pencil: *falls in slow motion*

me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

teacher: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

class pet fish: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

creepy ganitor outside window rubbing hands evily : good. good.

whole class:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

whole school: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

whole world: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

random kid grabs pencil before it hits the floor



This is how people get there own holidays!!!!!

me and my friend:

*walks up to cranky old security lady*

friend: were you born a man?

security lady: what?!

me: where are you from?

security lady: oh! well im from

me: *brrrrrriiiiiing* uh-oh gotta go to class

runs away with friend leaving behind confused lady

At lunch today:




me: making funny/ugly/weird/stupid faces when my friend isnt looking

me: *periferal vision* SUPER hot guy i have a crush on staring at me

me:........

him: ........

me: ........

him :.......

me: makes face at him then runs away trying to decide whether to laugh, cry, or sneeze