yeah_im_weird_

Status: i love you all!!!!!!!!!!!! except for you......dont look confused you know you already know (-.-)
Joined: January 9, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 345756
Gender: F
hilo im McKenzie
Im 14 and very imature for my age i took a test that said i have the mind of a 6 yr old :P

green is my favorite color I love to draw and read
i would literally DIE without music
its a possibility that i might be bipolar oh yeah and im completely and uterly insane!!>:)

Quotes by yeah_im_weird_

me and my dads awkward moments #1

i was in one of his t-shirts and some shorts  socks and sunglasses sliding around our hardwood floors with a broom dancing to old time rock and roll (like in the commercials) all alone (SUUUUUUPER FUN!!!) until my dad gets home and finds me air guuitaring(also really fun) and we just stand staring at each other til i back away slowly up the stairs..........
i asked all of my teachers if it was wrong to throw children... they all said yes............except for mr math teacher

me: its wrong to throw children right?
math teacher:eh not necessarily
me: 0_0
math teacher: sometimes a kid just needs to be thrown

Then i realized that he has three kids..............
i hate thursdays they seem to just mock me because its not friday yet
thursdays:oooooo so close >:}
me: you are pure EVIL!!!!!!!!
thursdays: muwahahahahahahaha
no PDA!


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me and my mom walking through walmart:

me: yelling the bob the builder theme song at the top of my lungs
me: mom do i embarris you?
mom: of course not honey
me: continues to yell
mom: mutters oh god and literally runs away
me: you LIAR!!!!
 
I love being weird even i dont know what ill do next.................and then here comes the GIANT FIST!!!!!!!!!!
ME:*looks out school bus window* gasps OH MY GOD! its a horse!!!!
MY BRAIN: thats a deer you dumba*ss!
ME: why are you so mean????
MY BRAIN: why are you so stupid.
ME: UGH! i dont need you!
MY BRAIN:good!!
ME:good
MY BRAIN:fine
ME:FINE!!!!
KID THAT SITS BEHIND ME: O_o Uhhhh.............are you alright?
ME:mmmmaaaayyyybbbbeeeee


true story
Little girl: I spy with my little eye something yellow
Little boy: the sun?
Little girl: nope
Little boy: the line on the road?
Little girl: nope
Little boy: then what?
Little girl: yo teeth!!!!
Little boy: L
Mom: you know what I spy?
Little boy: what?
Mom: ice for that BURN!!!!!!!

me:*listening to the fray*
mom:*walks into room*
mom: hey i know this song its truck or maroon 6 or someone right?
me:.......
mom:......
me: you mean is it train or maroon 5  and anyway this is the fray
mom:who?
me:.....
mom: well diners ready! :) *leaves*
me: *sighs in disappointment*
me: whats the sound of one hand clapping?
friend: *slaps me*
me:*blink blink*
friend:.......
me: you sir..............are a GENIUS!!!!