yellowcleats5

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Joined: April 26, 2010
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Hi. I'm Julia. My friends call me Jewels. My fav. color is blue and i LOVE boyzz...i got my heart set on one right now <3 So Follow me and I'll follow you <3

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Lucyfacex,yo!
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
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Cop: "Freeze."
Criminal: "Everybody clap their hands." ♥



 
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Did you know?
If you say 



"Raise Up Lights"



you just said  

 

 

"Razor Blades"


 

in an Austrailian accent


 

[fav if you just tried]

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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
and the doctor fainted.


 
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This is your ex.


(-.-)


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How many

slaps can

he/she get?



 

1 fave = 1 slap
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break up












these ads on witty are weird.






in the past half an hour, I have seen an advertisement for  "Norah the world-class psychic"


and one with three scary-looking santas who claim they can help you to,
"




"Shake your figgy pudding."



....what?








my format. miiiiiine. ya hear me? mine mine mine.



FORMAT BY BLACKBUTTERFLIES
 

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WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN IN MONTHS,
i'm trying to be okay with that.



 
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her heart can't lie
even though her voice may try </3




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Periods;
The only good thing about having them, is that you're


not pregnant.


 

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Our story has three parts: a beginning, a middle, and an end. And although this is the way all stories unfold, I still can't believe that ours didn't go on forever.
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Mom: Son, a little birdie
told me that you have
been doing drugs.

son: it seems to me the
only one doing drugs is
you, since you
apparently talk to birds.



 
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