yitachikelly

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Joined: February 5, 2012
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Location: Platform 9 3/4

yitachikelly's Favorite Quotes

 
                   





Don't break a person's
heart
they only have 1.



Break their bones 
they have 206.
 

 
             




 

T h e  s t a k e s  a r e  h i g h,
t h e  w a t e r ' s  r o u g h, 
b u t  t h i s  l o v e  i s  o u r s . 
-Taylor Swift-








when a guy winks at    you...              
                         
it means he wants you.


but when he blinks at you...                 

             It means he's ready for marriage. 







 


 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5  











Alarm clocks

because every morning should
start off with a heartattack


 





                                                                                                                                                                nmq
My dad: *Screaming from across the house* ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL?!
Me: No.
Dad: WHAT?!
Me: NO I AM NOT WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL
Dad: *Walks into my room* You don't have to yell, gosh. Why aren't you watching it?
Me: My team didn't make it and I have better things to do
Dad: So what are you watching?
Me: High School Musical
Dad: Aren't you a little old for that?
Me: No, I'm never to old to watch Zac Efron sing and dance.
Me: He's hot.
Dad: Yeah, he is.
Me: Dude, you're old.
Me: And married..
Dad: I'm just kidding. I was hotter than him. I was smokin' hot, I had babes all over me.
Me: Sure.
Dad: Seriously, he's uglaaay
Me: No!
Me: Get out, you are not my father.
Me: Zac Efron please come join me in my room, hot stuff.
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
You are so weird and I'm missing the game. Buh-bye. *Walks out*
Dad: *Pokes head back in* I was still smokin' hot. Ask your mom




TAKE THAT RAGE, PUT IT ON A PAGE

TAKE THE PAGE TO THE STAGE

BLOW THE ROOF OFF THE PLACE










(MY LAST QUOTE ON WITTY, FOREVER.)




"It has been said, ‘time heals all wounds.’ I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens. But it is never gone."
-Dr. Reed, Criminal Minds

 
PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.
Just imagine
You're mad. You're yelling at him and at some point you're like "SHUT THE F*CK UP". He pushes you against the wall, leans and whispers to your ear
"Make me"

 
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There's nothing worse than getting told you're bad at
the only thing you're good at.