youknow13

You're so fake you don't even realize it.
But that's your problem, not mine.

"Dude, she just called you lazy!"
"Oh, heeeell no, go tell her I'm not!"

"Heyyyy, it's been forever, let's chill !"

"Naahhh, it's been forever for a reason..."

The Awkward Moment
when someone says ” you two should go out!”
& you're just standing there like
”...I wish”

I support high school dropouts.
I mean, who else is gonna make my Big Mac's?

Do everyone a favor,
& see what underwater smells like.

You are fat, ugly, stupid, useless, hated

 beautiful.
 
Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

♥

"What happens in Vegas..."

...ends up on Facebook

My mom told me to follow my dreams,
so I took a nap.

If SpongeBob lives in a circular pineapple,
then why does the inside have corners?