your_bestest_chick

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Joined: June 27, 2012
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IM gunna stay mysterious(: even though this is my 3rd account

Quotes by your_bestest_chick

I enjoy reading and faving quotes on Witty better than actually making them. :p
& Here's to the kids who:
Actually eat their fortune cookies
You know, when you've been through as much as i have with "men" then you know not to put ALL your trust in them
BUT...when you meet a guy like the one i met,
 the kind of guy that makes you forget the world,
the kind of guy you consider your best friend
, the kind of guy you can tell ANYTHING to,
 the kind of guy that you have everything in common with
THEN the whole "all men are the same" theory just fades away, because you found the one and you found him on valentines day out of all 365 days.
and it would've been 4 years together on valentines day but then he texts you in middle of the night to tell you.... he's in love with someone else
thats when your world comes crashing down, and nothing else matters, and you forget how to love again.
thats what LIFE is to me, meaningless and full of dissapointments

Did you know the wedding ring goes on the ring finger because it's the only finger on your hand that connects to the heart(:

Most people when they see a scar on their leg


"oh yea, i remember when i tried on my first pair of high heels and fell 3 times on that same spot...... good times" 

me when i see a scar on my leg


"HOLY F*CKING SH\T how did that get there" O.o



 

*random number calls me*

me: Hello?

stranger: is this michelle

me: yea, who's this, and how'd you get my

stranger: i over heard you give it to your friend, but i need to ask you something

me: oh, am i secretly in an action movie, in which you need me to battle evil and save the Earth?

stranger: uhh, no, you stole my purple pen in 3rd period

me: O.O wrong number (in my head) *that pen is MINE*

cop: ma'am, you realize how fast you're going

woman: yes, 120 in a 45

cop: let me see your drivers license

woman: you can't

cop: why not?

woman: i dont have one

cop: open your glove compartment

woman: i can't, theres a gun in there

cop: *requesting backup* why?

woman: i killed a guy, and he's in the trunk

cop 2: ma'am, were you driving without a drivers license?

woman: NO! *shows him her license*

cop 2: open your glove compartment

woman: *opens it, and its empty*

cop 2: may i see the inside of your trunk

woman: yes *opens it, again its empty*

cop 2: ma'am i apologize for the time wasted, my partner gave me the impresion that you were driving without a license, had possesion of a gun, and comitted murder, please forgive us

 woman: son of a b\tch probably told you i was speeding too huh?


cop 2: yes, again im sorry, carry on


 AND THATS HOW YOU AVOID A SPEEDING TICKET

"just kidding", words you say after insulting someone to make it ok(:

Making a quote then previewing it and Witty says i have 886 faves, and im like aww thanks Witty you're so modest<3