yourbiggestfanthisisstan

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Michela *brofist*
Hello :) My name is Michela (pronounced Me-kayla) I'm 14 years old. I'm 100% Italian. From the city that never sleeps ;* I'm OBSESSED with Eminem, and Pewdiepie (*brofist*)I also love Cry, {Nobody probably knows who that is but that is ok) and Maxmoefoe. :D [Yeah I like Youtube ok?] Enjoy my quotes, have a nice day .
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Quotes by yourbiggestfanthisisstan

Wish you didn't have your period?
If you didn't have your period, every month you would gain 10 pounds, 
because the uterus inflames with nutrents, and without the shedding
the fat would accumulate, and you would gain 10 pounds every cycle.
This fat would be impossible to lose unless it's bled out.





Shakespeare: I shalt pop some tags only possess 20 shillings within my pocket.




Girl are you a beaver 
'cause 
DAM



 
My young cousin: Do you like my mom's cupcakes?
Me: No they're disgusting 
My young cousin: *runs to tell my aunt crying*

Don't forget,
kids don't understand sarcasm.



Guys writing poems to my friends:
Your embrace warms my soul
Warmer than my heart that you stole.
I'm trying to find a way to be clever 
and say these 6 words: I want to be together forever



My poem to my food:
I love you
you love me,
After I eat you I'll still be hungry.
                                                                            Steps to be a millionare:
                 1. Open a shake place in Harlem
2. Let the money flow in











Mq



Girl: Im not afraid...
Me: Who sings that song?
Girl: Eminem 
Me: Let's keep it that way

 Plot Twist: Someone actually likes you
Nothing is more awkward than searching for your
seatbelt and accidently touching the person next to you's 
butt.