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RyaLochte??

more like Ryan Loch me in a room and screw me 



 

Hey Jake Dalton and Sam Mikulak:
Did you stick the landing when you fell from heaven?
 
Aye Ryan Lochte
You can practice your breast-stroke with me anytime.
 

Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
Student: Gymnastics
Student: Swimming
Student: Track
Student: Volleyball
Me: Tom Daley




Who else Thinks this is wrong:

The username sjfashionfever and wellsphills 
staged a car accident that "sjfashionfever"
was in saying she was in the ICU and near
death.
Miraculously, she is back on witty 2 days 
later. It's a scam.


Thousands of people die in car accidents every year.
This is not something to joke about.


 

He Loves Me not.
Chapter 2

*Rachel's POV*
"Rachel you look hot!,"Abby shouted out her car window.
I smirked, "Back at you girl!", even though I could barely see her outfit.

I hopped in the car and we were on our way.
"I plan on getting hammered tonight so you might have to step up and be the DD," Abby trailed off.
"Haha", I shrugged her off. If she wanted to drink I had nothing against being the designated driver. As long as Abby didn't completely ditch me for the night.
It was about a half an hour drive and being the designated driver became a little less appetizing. I told myself to relax. Breathe in and out.
Finally we arrived. I could hear the music blaring from about a mile away. Abby parked and we walked right in.
Everyone was screaming over the booming sound system. Out of nowhere I heard someone scream,
"Rachel Bollinger! At a high school party!"
It was Nina. The little wh//re who was always all over Luke in the pictures. She was also Abby's friend. She staggered over to us obviously drunk. I don't think she even would have talked to us if she was sober. Trying to stay balanced with one hand and the other holding a bottle of Skinny Girl margarita. 
"Oh hey Neen!" Abby shouted.
"Hi Nina." I smiled as she handed me a red plastic cup and poured some of the bottle into it even though it spilled slightly on my hand.
"Here’s to the new Rachel" I thought to myself.
"Well, come on!" Abby tugged me through all the people.
We passed around 10 couples making out, a beer pong table, and about 3 girls from out school completely wasted with bongs. "We are one classy Catholic school" I thought not realizing I was still sipping on my Skinny Girl.
"Keg coming through" yelled some boys.
I turned to see 2 pretty attractive guys walking in. Then it became relevant,  Abby was no longer next to me. Sh//t. Suddenly, I felt a hand on my a//ss. I whizzed around to a boy I had never seen before. 
"Do you mind?" I asked.
"No, do you?" he smirked.
Well if I'm going to be a wh//re...I pondered.
"Hey, how bout you get me a drink and then we can talk." I flirted like the tease I wanted to be.
He spoke seriously, "Deal."
We both grabbed a seat on the couch and we were talking. He was about to be a senior and as far as he knew so was I. Before I knew what was going on, we were making out, and he was trying to get his hand down my shorts. I don't know how but somehow I got him off me. I walked back into the crowd and was handed a third drink by someone. My memory was getting a little fuzzy and before I knew it I had passed out. I only remember three things: a ping pong ball smack the table, my drink hit the floor, and a familiar voice shouting,

"Rachel Bollinger! Is that you?!"


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He Loves Me not.
Chapter 4
*Rachel's POV*
What the hell is he playing. I know he's fu//cking with me. I stared blankly at him.
"Wait what?"
"Nevermind" he replied looking at his feet.
"Luke you don't like me" I stared at him sourly.
"You're right."
Just like that, he killed the moment.
"That's what I thought as/shole. You know what? Thanks a lot. I'm out of here."
I slammed the bathroom door and I felt the tears coming. I was still a little dizzy, and I knew I couldn't drive. Surprisingly, I hadnt realized Luke had followed me out of the bathroom.
"Here Rachel, it's 2 AM at least let me drive you home."
"Did you drink?"
"No."
"Luke."
"Fine, I had a sip. That's all."
Ughh. I didn't want to give him the satisfaction of driving me or have to deal with the awkward thirty minute drive, but realizing Abby was clearly gone, I was running out of options.
"Where'd you park?" I grumbled.
"Right this way" He smirked.
I rolled my eyes.
"Cute car" I laughed.
It actually was a decent car. It was a shiny silver Jeep Wrangler.
"Birthday present" He smiled back at me.
I put my seat belt on. "Here we go," I thought to myself.
"So um really. What brings you to a high school party?" he started.
"Ha, don't laugh at me, but as cheesy as this sounds I just want to get the whole highschool experience. You know? YOLO" I giggled.
I'm a pretty good liar. He looked over at me,
"Really? "YOLO"?" he laughed.
"Eyes on the road mister. So do you ever miss grade school?" I asked.
"I guess. I don't think about it much anymore."
Great. He doesn't think about me.
"Ohh. Yeah highschool's alright" I tried not to sound disappointed.
"I mean I miss the people and all, just not so much the school."
Good save.
"So, meet anyone fun tonight?" He smirked.
"Eh just some guy" I tried to play it cool.
"Who was it? Do you know his name?" he asked suspiciously.
I had him wrapped around my finger. I was totally uninterested in the guy who was shoving his tounge down my throat, but Luke didn't need to know that.
"Oh, just some senior. You don't know him." 
He looked at me again.
"You're hooking up with seniors? Really?" he was getting concerned again.
"I never said we hooked up. Even though we did" I teased him.
He didn't laugh.
"So you're doing all of this just because YOLO?"
"Sure" I stuttered realizing how stupid that sounded.
"So how bout you?"
"Huh?" he looked confused.
"Did you 'ya know' find someone special?" I asked trying not to look too concerned.
"Nah. I was too busy saving your as/s."
I laughed.
"Well, sorry you didn't have to."
"I wanted to." he smiled innocently.
"Now, where do I drop you off at or do you just wanna come home with me." He put on a flirty smile.
 "Hmm as tempting at that sounds, I'm going to have to pass. It's right off off Weidman. Take a left at the light. Then it's second house on the right."
"Right, here we are."
"You're not a bad driver." I smiled as I unbuckled my seatbelt.
"Ha thanks. I'm glad we got to talk. Text me? We should hang soon."
"Maybe." I smiled.
"Come on that's the least you can do. Remember, I saved your as/s."
I stepped out of the car and closed the door as he rolled down the window.
"I'm expecting a text tomorrow." He tried to not look desperate.
I laughed at him.

"Good night Luke."

For every like, I will do a confession tomorrow morning.
If i have enough confessions. :L
Something to do in the morning tbh