Oh, joy. You've stumbled upon my profile. If you're already bored of me, then please enjoy my Message From A and Karmin Youtube video. (Note: If you steal my Youtube video on profile idea, please tell me and credit it please. Otherwise, enjoy Karmin) Anyway, for those of you who actually care enough to read this - I'm telling you now - you're making a mistake. I'm a thirteen year old not-so hot mess and I've been stealing oxygen ever since I was a born-too-early newborn baby. My parents call me Jessica, but to most of you, my name is Charlie. Well, a select few. Witty has been my life since - believe it or not, October 22, 2008 [old account]. Three years, baby. And this year, I got Steve to follow me. Woot woot. Should I be proud? Oh, whatever. (Does happy dance) I'm not really average. But who is? I trip down stairs, I laugh at pain, and I'm sarcastic as hell. I'd rather have a best guy friend, then a boyfriend because I feel not ready. God is watching over me, through all the slip-ups and mistakes. I'm a child, really. Not even close to a teen. I don't shop anywhere else other then Hollister and Vera. Well, I do but not really. Don't ask why but it has to do with sweat shops and childhood. I really don't enjoy Taylor Swift. She stalks me, and she's amazing, but I don't know. I'm more a Minaj girl. I love a guy who I haven't talked to in a year and doesn't even know my name. but I want to marry him. Yes, I was pissed that Adele got famous. She was my secret artist, and favorite singer and suddenly people are asking: "Have you heard of Adele?" It's like, bro, I told you about her a year ago and you called her annoying. I've been a victim to bullying but I don't think about it and I don't feel bad for myself. I made mistakes, and I can own up to them. I accept everyone and anyone. I don't care who you are. You could be a turtle, and I'd still love you. But yes, I am a little picky about friends but I treat everyone like a sister/brother. Come to me for advice, and I'll be there for you. I think that I'm the worst, so I always act like I'm the best.
Yes, if you highlight, you'll see some of my secrets/insecurties. But they're nothing too major. I love Witty best friends. They make my life.
Don't listen
to
them.
Don't let
them tell you, you're not good
enough.
Don't let them tell you that you're not
pretty enough.
Don't them tell you you're not skinny
enough.
Don't let them tell you you're not
enough.
To me, you're everything, yes you! You reading this
quote. You're freaking gorgeous. And you're
amazing.
Don't listen
to
them.
Society must be on crack. You're
beautiful.
Don't
waste
your
life.
Don't
waste time trying to get him to love
you.
Don't sit around, waiting for those sweet
texts.
Don't wait him to respond to your long
messages.
Don't hold onto him and cry when he lets
go.
Don't ask yourself "Am I pretty
enough?"
Don't try and live up to his expectations.
Don't
waste
your
life.
Because frankly, he's not wasting
his.
I
blame
myself.
It was my
fault for falling in love with your
eyes.
My fault for getting lost in your playful, little
smile.
It was my fault for not looking back all of yours
lies.
And that's the reason why I stay up all night and
cry.
You're over there, laughing with all your
friends.
You don't even care that this is the
end.
I can't be happy anymore, but I can
pretend.
I only
blame
myself.