yuzermali

Status:
Joined: December 3, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 246166
Location: Canada
Gender: F
Hello.
Its safe to say I changed alot and I think thats alright.

I've grown to be better. I've walked through hell but you know what?
I kept walking.
Btw check me out on Wattpad - Im currently working on an Islamic story!

Check me out on Wattpad <<<click here:) I fllow back!

Quotes by yuzermali


 
             

             Crush: Ugh Im so hot
             Me: *sighs dreamily*
             Me: I know
             Me: now tell me something I dont
             Crush: what
             Me: what



 


 
            
        Person: You're pretty!
        Me: *laughs like a pixie from The Fairly Oddparents*
            



 


 
            Lorax: Which way does a tree fall?
            Once-ler: I dont know... down?
            Lorax: A tree falls the way it leans
            Lorax: Be careful which way you lean.



 


 
             Mirror: Omg you look so pretty!
             Me: Aw thanks!
             Camera: LOL no you dont!
             Me: Yeah I know...



 


 
             Squidward: You buried my house!
             Patrick: No need to thank us.
             Squidward: THANK YOU!
             Patrick: You're welcome.



 



I would be so skinny
if the only way to charge my laptop, was to work out.
 





Things I will never understand:
Harry Styles' four nipples.
People who cant tell the difference between homosapiens and homosexuals.
How Spongebob and Patrick made those noises in that box. 
Oh and, 
 Taylor Swift's judgment.



 


Dog: Oh looks like someone is at the door

Dog: LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!

         

 



Batman: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ME
         

 



My spelling is so bipolar.

One day Im all: Hey I can spell 'Schizophrenia! '
And the next Im like: How do you spell 'tree'?

         

 

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