zeel7

Status: I ate a cookie and a baby stole it out of my stomach.
Joined: June 24, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: November 10
user id: 186701
Location: Candyland
Gender: F

I draw stuff.
instagram: zeelectric
zeelsoni.tumblr.com

Yes, my name really is Zeel.


Witty Profiles died, don't you think?

I won't be ble to reply to your comments...

 
 

Quotes by zeel7

WANTED


Evil Genius seeks MINIONS to sacrifice their lives in global domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24/7 for fascist psychopath for close to no pay.
Messy death inevitable, but costumes and laser death rays provided.

No Weirdos.

Call 1800-MWA-HAHA
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funny


Miley Cyrus is releasing a new fragrance called “Twerk”,
Its just Billy Ray’s tears in a bottle.

 
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funny

if your girlfriend is cold,
be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350.
check often and serve plain or with white gravy

 
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dontserverburned


I got my อก° on you

 
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lol



I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.

Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me.

 

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Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house

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lol
My Disney princess name is “Taco Belle”
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alwayshungry
how do eyebrows just grow there in two patches?
like what’s going on there?
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what’s the point of blurring out the middle finger on tv like, ooooh you have me fooled what’s behind all that blur?  is it an umbrella?  an elephant?  a young bill cosby? 
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funny

i find it funny that i have followers, like are you aware im a loser
 
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lol
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