zeyba_xoxo

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Joined: March 29, 2013
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 354936
Gender: F

Zeyba _xoxo

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Hey my name is zeyba and i am * years old i have just joined witty and have made amazing friends ALREADY!! i love those girls for making me feel welcome in witty xoxox i think you guys know who u guys are :) follow me :)
                                                                                                           

Quotes by zeyba_xoxo



Friend:

Oh my God, remember when you used to like ________ ! 


 

You:

HAHAHAHAHAHA, shut up. 


 
credit: xoHollisterrGirlyyxo 
 
I was late coming into school again and my head teacher was furious.

She called me into her office and said, "What's your excuse this time?"

"Slept in," I shrugged.

"For goodness sake, at least tell me something I haven't heard before!"

"You're looking lovely today." I replied.



BravoSierra's format

 
                                            me: they are obviously talking about me.
 

credit:bravosierra
i wanna change my password to "incorrect"
so whenever i forget what it is, the computer will say "your password is incorrect"
format credit rajsonkar

that moment when
you get called down to the office and everyone goes "ooooh." ♥




credit: twopairsofshades



If  it happened t you,
it probably wouldn't be so funny anymore.

 
Girl: Describe me in one word.
Boy: Mine.
today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie, 
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."
I have to accept the fact that I won't
ever be someone's first choice