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Member since Thu Apr 2, 2009 14:58:36 EDT

Last login: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:29:34 EST

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So
      Just 
                Pull 
                       
 The 
                                  Trigger...
quote number 1314100
filed under lyrics
  2
kissing test
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and past this quote
4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser
quote number 1306036
filed under inspirational
  0
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment
When a
woman  talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
quote number 1306027
filed under funny
  10
Do you remember...
When the only thing we would fight over were who used what color crayon...
The only place we wanted to go was to the sand box...
The only person we ever loved was our moms/dads...
When every one thought the boys/girls had cooties...
The only line we crossed was when we were playing hop scotch...

Do you remember...
quote number 1304836
filed under love
  2
Your 8 names ;D

Your Real Name:
Jazmine
Your "Gangsta" Name:
 (first 4 letters of real name plus dizzle)
jazmdizzle
Your Detective Name:
(favorite color & favorite animal)
greenpenguin
Your Soap Opera Name:
(street you live on & middle name)
Milly Rene'e
Your Star Wars Name:
(first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name)
jazre
Your Superhero Name: 
(2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
bluetea
Your Witness Protection Name:

(one of your parent's middle name)
Dawn
Your Goth Name:
(black & the name of one of your pets)
Blacklexi
quote number 1294098
filed under funny
  0
♥i love the way♥
♥you love the way♥
♥i love you♥
quote number 1294093
filed under love
  3
Random Survey Time! ;D


Day or Night?
night

Orange or Apple?
apple

Tropical or Artic?
tropical

Favorite food (cant be a candy)?
Tacos♥

Fav candy?
starbursts

Nickname?
jaz, jessie, shawty, short thing, fun size, jazzy:D

Personality (according to others)
funny, confident, outgoing, deep

Personality (according to you)?
funny, loud, outgoing, confident, weird lol.

Sports?
cheerleading,softball

Random thing about urself:
i love turtles♥

How many crushes have you had?
idk.

Team Jacob or Team Edward?!

TEAM EDWARD♥ till jacob takes off his shirt than when he puts it back on im team edward again♥

Hot or cold?
warm
quote number 1294079
filed under funny
  0
the witty girl survey ♥


[ x] i love justin bieber! 
[ ]nope, jonas brothers rock my world!
[]i like both JB
[x]they both suck
[x]taylor swift is amazing
[]i freakin love LADY GAGA (=
[x] ehh.. lady gaga is O.K.
[ ]my nails are painted right now =D
[] paint is chipped on my nails xp
[ ]i have lots of gay friends!
[] i have friends that act gay.. they arent gay thoughh !
[ ]i'm bisexual.
[x]music=life
[x]i'm a beatles fan
[ ]i hate chocolate
[x]^^^ are you kidding? chocolate is amazing
[]i'm team jacob
[x ] hell no! team edward!
[]ewww i hate twilight!
[]i think Justin Timberlake is AMAZING <3
[x]i make quotes based on what really happens in my life
[ ]my quotes are mostly song lyrics
[x]i'm religious
[x ]i ♥ michael jackson
[ x]megan fox is HOT (shes soo prettty)(girls not in a gay or lesbian way)
[] ew i hate Megan Fox! what a hoe!
[]i straighten my hair everyday.
[x] i do my hair all different styles ;]
[]i have a boyfriend
[ ]nope, I have a girlfriend ;)
[] i'm single and loving it!
[x ]i'm single and not loving it
[x]i have lots of blonde moments
[x]blue  and green are my favorite colors
[]the notebook has never made me cry
[]i saw new moon when it came out
[ ]i can not eat un-buttered popcorn because it tastes weird

[x] i like with and without butter
[ ] ew i hate butter! auu naturalll ;p
quote number 1294077
filed under requests
  0
Dream as if you will live forever, live as if you will die today
quote number 1291633
filed under inspirational
  2
In life, it's not who you know that's important
 it's how your boyfreind found out
quote number 1284249
filed under inspirational
  4

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