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ABSOLUTELY DO NOT READ THIS!!
i don't want more chain mail, but this is
freaaaky :[
i'm so sorry i put this on here, i wouldnt have... but i read it... so...
sorry.
but
DONT READ IT!!!!!

crazy1 86: hey baby!!!


h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???


crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!


h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???


crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...


crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.


crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.


crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.


crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....


h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?


crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...


crazy1 86 had signed off.

The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.

PART 2...

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.


h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!


2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?


h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.


2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.


2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?


h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?


h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.


h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.


2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.


h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.


h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.


h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.


h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.




The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"

- LISA SMITH

This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!

DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!
made by LilSecretLuver
on February 08, 2010 22:08:25
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kissing test
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and past this quote
4.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast

made by niickii32
on February 08, 2010 21:44:52
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1. THE PERSON WHO SITS TO YOUR RIGHT IN SCIENCE. 
- What is their name? Rachel
- Are you friends with this person? yes.
- Do you talk in this class?  of couurse.
- Is this person your worst enemy? nope.
2. THE PERSON WHO SITS IN BACK OF YOU IN MATH.
-What is their name? seth
- Are they smart? yes
3. THE PERSON WHO YOU TALK TO MOST IN SCIENCE.
- What is his/her name? too many to name
- Are they funny? some of them.
- Are they your best friend? nopee.
- Do you play the same sport? no.
4. THE PERSON WHO SITS BESIDE YOU IN ENGLISH.
- What’ their name?matt
- Are they funny? mhm.
- Annoying? nope.
5. ONE PERSON WHO SITS BY YOU AT LUNCH.
- What is their name? shelby
- Can you talk to them about just anything? haha not everything but alott..
- They your best friend? yes.
6. RANDOM QUESTIONS.
-In a relationship? no i wish:(
-Who are your best friends? shelby&katie&emma
One thing you want most? himm to like me..
-Your hair color? brown with highlights.
-Favorite class? gym, lunch, science.
-Favorite teacher? mrs. conrad haha
-Have a lot of people changed or do they act differently? people change ALOT.
-Was there a lot of drama this year? umm kinnda
-Make any friends? lottts(:
-Lose any friends? mhm;(
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THE BASICS*~
Your Name- Lauren
Nicknames-laur and donaahue
Birthday- march firsst baby(:

~*HAVE YOU??*~
Been kissed? nope :/
Eaten an entire box of Oreos? nahh
Been on stage? yeaah..
Gotten in a car accident? noppe.
Death Valley on horseback? uh no?
Stayed home? obviouuusly.
Made homemade fudge? noppe but i wishh haha.

~*FAVORITES*~
Shampoo: pantiene.
Soap: cucumbeeer melllon(:
Color: pinnnk& lighht bluue.
Day: fridaay
Night: fridaaaay
Band: boys likke girlls or rascall flaaatts:]
Season: sprinnng.
Commercial: too mannny(;

~*YOUR FRIENDS*~
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? not right noww..
Do you have a crush on someone: yes :/
Do you have a best friend? a couplee.
Do you rank your speed dial in order of favorite friends? kinda?
Who’s your funniest friend? kacceey or samm(:
Who do you go to the mall with the most? lots of difff peoplle.
Who do you e-mail the most? no one really..
Who have you known the longest of your friends? brittt..
Who’s the loudest? KIMI!(:
Who’s the shyest? raachel.
Whose parents do you know the best? uhh.. haileey prob bc we practically live togetheer haha
Who do you go to for advice? briii or haileey
Who knows all your secrets? brii&haileeey.
Who do you get the most surveys from? wittty people.
Who are you jealous of? lotss:/
Who do you cry with? no one realllyy..
What is your usual quote? huuh?

~*IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU*~
Cried? mhm.
Eaten fluff? yeah but not alot.
Helped someone? yess
Bought something? idts..
Dissected something? ha no. RANOOM.
Cut your hair? nopee but lastt weeek ]:
Worn a skirt? for school ]:
Worn a tie? no lmao
Been mean? prob:/
Been sarcastic? obviouuusly.
Gone for a run? baskeetballl...
Gone for a walk? nopee
Gone to the movies? noppe.
Gone out for dinner? noppppppe.
Been kissed? iwish.
Felt stupid? alll the time :/
Said “I love you”? mhmmm.
Written a letter? no?
Written a paper? feer schooool.
Taken a test?  three quizzzes.
Met someone new? no
Moved on? i thought so but no :/
Written in a journal? nope.
Watched your favorite movie? no but i saw dear john friday(:
Talked to someone you have a crush on? yess
Given someone a present? nope
Missed someone? alllzeetime.
Hugged someone? yes
Had a nightmare? nope.
Fought with your parents? when dont i?
Fought with a friend? not really.
Been Scared? yess.

~*WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU*~
Showered? laast nigght
Ate a meal? last nighhht.
What are you wearing right now? sweats and a cammi.
Are you tired? of couuurse
Are you lonely? somewhat?
Are you happy? not sure..
Are you wearing pajamas? noppe.
Are you hungry? nope
Are you eating? noppe.
Are you talking to someone online? yess.
Are you ready for this survey to end? not reaaally
How long did this survey take you? no cluue.
*Do you want all your friends to do this and send back? noo?

>>>>FAVORITE STUFF>>>>
Type of sandwich: steeeak and cheese<3
Coffee or hot chocolate? hot chocolatee.. but coffee coolataa
Cold or hot? hot
Lace or satin? laace.
Red or blue? bluuue.
New or old? neew
Here or there? here
boys or girls? boys for realtionshipps and friendss girllls for bestfrieeedns(:
made by xolaurennx23
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1. THE PERSON WHO SITS TO YOUR RIGHT IN SCIENCE. 
- What is their name? no one, i sit on the right side of someone.
- Are you friends with this person? theres no one there.
- Do you talk in this class?  of couurse.
- Is this person your worst enemy? no one is there.
2. THE PERSON WHO SITS IN BACK OF YOU IN MATH.
-What is their name? i sit in the back -_-
- Are they smart? yes
3. THE PERSON WHO YOU TALK TO MOST IN SCIENCE.
- What is his/her name?abraham?
- Are they funny? sure.
- Are they your best friend? nopee.
- Do you play the same sport? no.
4. THE PERSON WHO SITS BESIDE YOU IN ENGLISH.
- What’ their name?shaym -_-
- Are they funny?no.
- Annoying?always.
5. ONE PERSON WHO SITS BY YOU AT LUNCH.
- What is their name? brittany(:
- Can you talk to them about just anything? haha not everything but alott..
- They your best friend? yes.
6. RANDOM QUESTIONS.
-In a relationship? nope :/
-Who are your best friends? angelika(: 
One thing you want most? himm to like me..
-Your hair color? blondissh brownishh
-Favorite class? foods[:.
-Favorite teacher? mrs:s.
-Have a lot of people changed or do they act differently? people change ALOT.
-Was there a lot of drama this year? umm kinnda
-Make any friends? lottts(:
-Lose any friends? yes]':
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1. THE PERSON WHO SITS TO YOUR RIGHT IN SCIENCE. 
- What is their name? no one, i sit on the right side of someone.
- Are you friends with this person? theres no one there.
- Do you talk in this class?  of couurse.
- Is this person your worst enemy? no one is there.
2. THE PERSON WHO SITS IN BACK OF YOU IN MATH.
-What is their name? haileeey(:
- Are they smart? umm, no comment :P jk yes she is, shes my best frieend(:(: 3. THE PERSON WHO YOU TALK TO MOST IN SCIENCE.
- What is his/her name? jefff.
- Are they funny? alwayss.
- Are they your best friend? nopee but one of my best guy frieends.
- Do you play the same sport? baskettballll.
4. THE PERSON WHO SITS BESIDE YOU IN ENGLISH.
- What’ their name? grace& luis
- Are they funny? HAHAHAHAHA YES.
- Annoying? sometimes.. but we alwaays annoy eachotheer hahah.
5. ONE PERSON WHO SITS BY YOU AT LUNCH.
- What is their name? haileeey, britt, pat, blake and kyllle(:
- Can you talk to them about just anything? haha not everything but alott..
- They your best friend? some of em.
6. RANDOM QUESTIONS.
-In a relationship? nope :/
-Who are your best friends? haileey kaceey bri kimi brielllle brit ann katiee and more(: 
One thing you want most? himm to like me..
-Your hair color? blondissh brownishh redishh?= messed up lmao.
-Favorite class? religion lmao easiest onnne.
-Favorite teacher? mrs frost hahaha.
-Have a lot of people changed or do they act differently? people change ALOT.
-Was there a lot of drama this year? umm kinnda
-Make any friends? lottts(:
-Lose any friends? yes]':
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1. THE PERSON WHO SITS TO YOUR RIGHT IN SCIENCE. 
- What is their name? Jess Ward.
- Are you friends with this person? noo
-Do you talk in this class?  yeah
- Is this person your worst enemy? nopeee
2. THE PERSON WHO SITS IN BACK OF YOU IN MATH.
-What is their name? Zane
- Are they smart? umm idkk.. not stupid but not smart..
3. THE PERSON WHO YOU TALK TO MOST IN SCIENCE.
- What is his/her name? Colton
- Are they funny? sometimess
- Are they your best friend? not reallly
- Do you play the same sport? football
4. THE PERSON WHO SITS BESIDE YOU IN ENGLISH.
- What’ their name? Peter
- Are they funny? nope
- Annoying? yeah
5. ONE PERSON WHO SITS BY YOU AT LUNCH.
- What is their name? there are like 6 pppl....
- Can you talk to them about just anything? pretty muuch
- They your best friend? yuuup
6. RANDOM QUESTIONS.
-In a relationship? yeah
-Who are your best friends? Karyn, Brie, Christine, Kristina, Kathleen, Hannah, sammi, kelsey, andd way moree...
One thing you want most? i dontt knoow
-Your hair color? brown
-Favorite class? dont have one
-Favorite teacher? dont have one hahah
-Have a lot of people changed or do they act differently? people change
-Was there a lot of drama this year?kindaa
-Make any friends? Yeah
-Lose any friends? noppeee
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on February 08, 2010 16:37:46
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THE HOTT TEST
I GOT:41NO CHEATING
THIS IS THE HOTT TEST....HOW
HOTT R U? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND
NUMBER
IT 1-10(NO CHEATING)

SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF
THE
TEST.

WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR
SCORE AT THE BOTTOM

1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU
HAVE?

a) Dark
b) Light

2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT
TO:

a) Go to a Party!
b) Go out to eat

3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
OUT OF:

a) Baby-Pink
b) Yellow
c) Baby-Blue
d) Turquoise

4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT
OF:

a) Talking
b) Dancing
c) Taking Long Walks

5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT
OF THE
FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?

a) Louie Vuitton
b) Coach
c) Against All Odds

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
OUT OF
THE FOLLOWING?

a) hawaii
b) London
c) florida

7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
RATHER GO
TO:

a) The Beach
b) Somewhere Cooler

8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?

a) January
b) February
c) March
d) April
e) May
f) June
g) July
h) August
i) September
j) October
k) November
l) December

9. WOULD YOU RATHER:

a) Chill at home
b) Go out with friends

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
INSTRUMENT
OUT OF:

a) Guitar
b) Bass guitar
c) Drums
d) The Triangle

11) NAME A PERSON OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX



====NOW MAKE A WISH!====

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*****!!!!!*STOP*!!!!!*****

**ANSWERS** > > > >

1.
a. dark= sexy [5points] 
b. light = sweet [2 points]

2.
a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]

3.
a. baby-pink = cute [2]
b. yellow = loud [3]
c. baby-blue = cool [5]
d. turquoise = sexy [5]

4.
a. Talking = active [2]
b. Dancing = determined [2]
c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]                               

5.
a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
b. coach = laid back [2]
c. againt all odds = stylish [5]

6.
a. hawaii = you like being around
people [2]
b. L.. You are quiet, and like the
cold [2]
c. florida = You like to party! [5]

7.
a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]

8.
a. January = popular [5]
b. February = lovely [2]
c. March = rebellious [5]
d. April = playful [5]
e. May = happy [5]
f.. june = chills a lot [5]
g. July = smooth [3]
h. August = fun [5]
i. September = quiet [2]
j. October = out-going [3]
k. November = pimpin' it [5]
l.. December = warm [3]

9.
a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
b. go out with friends =crazy [5]

10.
a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
c. Drums = crazy [5]
d. Triangle = simple [2]

11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!

SCORES!!!!
UP TO 17= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN

18-20=OKAY

21-35 = Rather HOTT

36+ = ow u burn

NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2
MINUTES
AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH
YOURR ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11

REPOST AS: ,HOTT TEST then write your score at the top
now that u read this there is no going back! if u dont repost this u will have the following:

~ u will fail ur tests
~ u will cut ur finger
~ u will lose someone close 2 you
~ u will not have a good day for the next 12 years

--if u do repost this u will:
~ be kissed by ur crush b4 next month
~ have good luck
~ have someone fall in love with you
~ have ur all time dream come true
made by hannbabyx3
on February 08, 2010 15:37:49
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on February 08, 2010 15:18:02
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