Away Messages Quotes

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   SURFING...
Be BaCk LaTeR
-no it will not be cold-

i'm surfing the web!

add to favs - #361840 by xericax96 on November 28, 2008 filed under away-mesgs - get code - report quote

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you would think that i was awayy if you seen the post it notee.!
Dont send me
messages.!
Think a littlee=]

ashleyy<33
rate high!pleasee.

add to favs - #361730 by ashbabii611 on November 28, 2008 filed under away-mesgs - get code - report quote

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Shopping
black friday ©

add to favs - #361718 by kimf2b on November 28, 2008 filed under away-mesgs - get code - report quote

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A PIC OF MY BF/GF skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead. PART 2... Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message. h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!! 2seXay4u: Who the eff is this? h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis. 2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child. 2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh? h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you? h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death. 2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor. h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name. h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''. h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!" - LISA SMITH This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you! DON'T  

add to favs - #361548 by livelovelaugh26 on November 27, 2008 filed under away-mesgs - get code - report quote

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you may have a facebook and a MySpace...

...but sweetie, I have a
Witty

add to favs - #361541 by kisshugubugxo3 on November 27, 2008 filed under away-mesgs - get code - report quote

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 ABERCROMBIE*BABE
[EAST COAST ENVY]

add to favs - #361422 by kella on November 27, 2008 filed under away-mesgs - get code - report quote

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HOLLISTER*GIRL
[WEST COAST ENVY]

add to favs - #361419 by kella on November 27, 2008 filed under away-mesgs - get code - report quote

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 B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite sex thinking of u. They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with u. This is all true not a fake if u repost this to in 5 mins the person that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month and ask u out or grab u and kiss u. But if you break this chain no1 will like u or ask u again for 5 years!!! Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY. You're number one love Will either kiss you, ask you out, or call you, or text you, or better....

add to favs - #361265 by soccerhinton on November 27, 2008 filed under away-mesgs - get code - report quote

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..........
CCCCCCCCCC

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Shopping in the city!! e

CCCCCCCCCC
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add to favs - #361167 by bballsocrbabe225 on November 27, 2008 filed under away-mesgs - get code - report quote

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Twilight is calling me
So I'm off in a far away land with Vampires reading


leave me one for when I am called back to reality ):



do whatever u want with the color and everything

add to favs - #361069 by missjazz on November 27, 2008 filed under away-mesgs - get code - report quote

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