Hot Away Messages

Answering machine message #1

Sing Barney (the purple dinosaur):
I'll call you, cause you called me.  We're the ______ family.  So leave your
name and number at the tone.  Sorry that we're not at home.




should I do a series?
quote number 1061199
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  353
Answering machine message #5

Twinkle, Twinkle little star, bet your wondering where we are?
Well, put your mouth up to the phone
And leave us a message for when we get home.
And if you can make your message Rhyme,
We'll call you back in half the time!!!!!
quote number 1062555
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  295
u have to try this it is so cool, then rate high if you like

go to google.com

click images

then type in snowboards

then in the address bar at the top of the screen
 
paste this;;


javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200;DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style;DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin (R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5;DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);
quote number 381922
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  275
I'm a bitch?
only slightly;
but thats because
i dont know
how to say fuck you politely
:]

*photobucket
quote number 826709
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  269
Mall Crawl
call or text(:



Tanning(:
do not interupt



 Pool Time♥♥
^my phone ain't
  w a t e r p r o o f


Moviess(:
call/text at
your own risk


Stu[dying]
please intreupt


ShowerHour
 call or text ♥ ♥


Partay!
don't bother texting



Outside singing in the rain
texts would be great(;


dinner time♥
 don't text..bbl



O
ut&About(:
please text♥


Sleeping
zzzz-do not disturb







i think all mine
credit4edit
some credit to
fabulousfades
quote number 964528
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  253
Out Embarassing Myself In Public
quote number 608076
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  231
 
Cell Phone Math =D


1. Get a calculator.
2. Put in the first three digits in your phone number. NOT THE AREA CODE.
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2 

Do you recognize the number?
quote number 398862
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  203
summer ;
when all the drama stops.
because for 3 months...
no one cares

 
quote number 833953
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  199
S2U0MÜM0E9R
quote number 768477
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  197
I guess what I’m saying is that for once,
I want to be pretty. Not average pretty,
not okay. I want to be that
looks-good-in anything pretty.
The kind of pretty that makes you
jealous of that girl. I want to be able to
throw up my hair and have nobody
even give it a second thought.
I guess that for once,
I want to be her.
quote number 605764
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  183

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